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Mon Jan-19-09 11:44 AM
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Edited on Mon Jan-19-09 11:44 AM by redqueen
Yesterday a text message from my best friend woke me up. That is my favorite way to wake up. :)
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Mon Jan-19-09 11:45 AM
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1. Naked woman straddling my morning boner.... |
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....not that it has ever happened.....
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Mon Jan-19-09 11:46 AM
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2. Being on the recieving end of oral sex while you are asleep. |
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I was fortunate enough to have this happen to me a long time ago. Best way I've ever woken up.
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Mon Jan-19-09 11:47 AM
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3. Watching a thread get locked while drinking your first |
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Mon Jan-19-09 01:28 PM
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21. I hope you're taking notes. |
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Mon Jan-19-09 01:30 PM
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23. just as long as the giver hasn't just eaten spicy food |
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Mon Jan-19-09 01:31 PM
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24. Hey sometimes thats all right! |
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Mon Jan-19-09 11:47 AM
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snuggled in a comfy bed with someone you love...
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Mon Jan-19-09 11:48 AM
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5. In someone's arms, between flannel sheets, with a purring cat at the foot of the bed |
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Mon Jan-19-09 11:48 AM
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Mon Jan-19-09 11:50 AM
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7. It wasn't supposed to be! |
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Mon Jan-19-09 11:50 AM
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8. Bummer. I thought this was a sex thread. |
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Mon Jan-19-09 11:51 AM
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Mon Jan-19-09 11:52 AM
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10. smoking pot while taking a crap |
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Mon Jan-19-09 12:10 PM
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15. You smoke pot and crap in your sleep? |
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Mon Jan-19-09 12:13 PM
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17. things get pretty crazy at la casa del los whackos |
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Mon Jan-19-09 07:25 PM
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29. While getting a blowjob |
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Mon Jan-19-09 12:09 PM
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14. In a cabin at the north rim of the Grand Canyon... |
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...with deer outside the window while it is snowing and my Sweetie to see it with me.
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Mon Jan-19-09 07:29 PM
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31. That is really cool. I sure hope your'e not making that up. |
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Because that's a real keeper if true. That's when you know you're blessed.
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Mon Jan-19-09 12:11 PM
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16. I can't say so here, or I'll get the thread locked. |
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Mon Jan-19-09 12:19 PM
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19. That's what I was going to post - but after the first couple of replies I'd say |
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that ship has sailed...
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Mon Jan-19-09 12:15 PM
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18. Just once. I would like to wake up to a day with no problems ahead. |
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I haven't had a day like that in many years.
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Mon Jan-19-09 01:29 PM
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22. my boyfriend kisses me until i wake up |
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i'm still asleep when he goes to work, but he kisses me until i wake up so he can say good bye :)
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Mon Jan-19-09 02:03 PM
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25. A cat purring really close to my ear. |
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Mon Jan-19-09 07:31 PM
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Except it hurts when they step on my hair. :)
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Mon Jan-19-09 04:23 PM
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26. Hole in the Wall, Glacier National Park, MT August 2000. |
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20 degrees or so at daybreak and I was looking forward to making some hot coffee. I first polished off the rest of the joint from the night before then poked my head out of the tent to see a grizzly walking through camp about 100 feet away. We made eye contact briefly but she didn't stop. I swear she nodded her head at me in what looked like a statement similar to, "I shall not maul you today, sir, for I am late for an appointment. It would be wise if you were gone when I get back".
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Mon Jan-19-09 06:21 PM
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27. Depends on situation. |
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Being woken up by my son excited about Christmas or Birthday or something significant in his life... to me that's priceless.
Mark.
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Mon Jan-19-09 06:26 PM
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28. Soft jazz or classical violins... |
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Edited on Mon Jan-19-09 06:30 PM by SalmonChantedEvening
And a warm body.
Besides my own. :P
edit: better. :rofl:
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Mon Jan-19-09 07:28 PM
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30. Having someone you love kiss your forehead. |
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Mon Jan-19-09 07:30 PM
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32. On the bodies of those who oppose your satanic ambitions. |
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