Hey, good morning everybody!

[felonious thunk]

Hi Jane! Wow, I've got a terrific knot in my shoulders or something, it's really hurting me today.

We've got some more violence in Iraq this morning, details coming up this hour.

It's like someone stuck something in there you know? I must've slept on it wrong. I should have probably bought one of {sponsor's} beds! (laughter from back stage).

We've got an election coming up, between President George W. Bush and Massachusetts liberal Democrat John Kerry. We'll talk about that this hour.

I'm going to have to go get a massage, I think! (more laughter)

Over to you Jane!

[terrya]

1. "Hey, Goooooooood Morning!"

More gay marriages performed in Oregon. Senate Majority Leader Bill Frist says that gay marriages in this country are "spreading like wildfire". More details later in the hour.

And Bill...what's that weather going to be like today?

[KissMyAsscroft]

2. Puppies are cute!

Pizza is delicious!!

Back to you you ignorant slut! (SNL reference)