I taped the inauguration, SO DON'T TELL ME HOW IT ENDS!!!111

[no name no slogan]

nt

[Arugula Latte]

1. Bobby Ewing wakes up and it's all been a dream.

Sarah Palin is actually president.

[Tommy_Carcetti]

2. Dick Cheney tried to wrestle the Lincoln Bible from President Obama....

...and fell off his wheelchair and flat on the floor. Then he said, "Curses! Foiled again! Snee! Snee!"

[philosophie_en_rose]

3. Spoiler warnings would have been nice.

:P

[flvegan]

4. Vader is Luke's father.

[Dr. Strange]

12. Dude!

[Orsino]

5. Turns out Obama's a DUDE. n/t

[Gormy Cuss]

6. George Bailey beats Mr. Potter.

[kentauros]

7. Then rolls him in his chair

onto the thin ice of that pond...

[Brewman_Jax]

8. The boat sank

[BarenakedLady]

9. Rosebud is a sled.

[KamaAina]

10. Bush declared martial law just as Roberts came on stage.

Apparently we'll be under his iron fist until "every last terra-ist is wiped off the face of the Earth, or they apolomagize for tryin' to kill my daddy!" :eyes:

[WritingIsMyReligion]

11. Ted Kennedy collapses.

:(

[no name no slogan]

13. What a drama queen.

:( Poor Teddy

[rcrush]

14. IT WASNT A CHICKEN IT WAS A BABAY!

[Midlodemocrat]

15. Turns out Alf likes to eat cats.

:who knew:

[Redneck Socialist]

16. Well, the streakers were unexpected

It was apparent that it was cold out down there.