Feeling disenfranchised? Then...CAPTION

[underpants]

President Bush (news - web sites), right, rubs the head of Alphonso Jackson, acting Secretary of the U.S. Department of Housing and Urban Development (news - web sites), before making his remarks at the White House Conference on Faith-Based and Community Initiatives event in Los Angeles Wednesday, March 3, 2004. Bush is on a two-day campaign swing of Southern California. (AP Photo/Kevork Djansezian)

[bushisanidiot]

1. "Yeah, Touch Me Right THERE While I Pat Your Bald LIttle Head!"

"oops! cameras are on!"

[bif]

2. Mine

From http://george2.keenspace.com

[Az]

3. Bush loses count and completely flubs the 2 finger antenna gag n/t

[Richardo]

4. "I really liked you in that movie 'Radio'...

...y'know where you played the real smart guy?"

[underpants]

5. What y'all think of Condi's new "do"?

:bounce:

[Richardo]

6. Jackson: "Uh, no, sir you're supposed to try to pat your OWN head...

...while rubbing your stomach. That's what makes it challenging."

[Az]

7. Unca Rummie? The Rummie GripoDeath goes like this right?

[GreenPartyVoter]

8. "You look so much taller on 'Boston Public'"

[11 Bravo]

9. You're a good darkie, not like that Sharpton feller.

n/t

[cosmicdot]

10. W is thinking: oh, yes, nice bald head, me like a lot

[Elidor]

11. "In Texas we have a saying..."

Oh, I don't think I really want to go there after all. But you KNOW he's thinking it.