LeftyFingerPop
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Sun Jan-25-09 10:39 PM
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I am applying for the position of "poster" as advertised in your latest edition of "Gee Dee Pee Weekly".
As my attached resume indicates, I am highly skilled in the following areas:
1) Posting stuff. 2) Smoking weed while posting. 3) Drinking copious amounts of alcohol while posting. 4) Eating while posting. 5) Posting while un-showered. 6) Posting while eating baloney, deviled ham, cocktail weenies, and crackers.
I think my skills will provide a valuable resource to your organization.
I will contact you shortly to set-up an interview. OK, fuckface?
Sincerely,
philboy
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