DarkTirade
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Mon Jan-26-09 10:51 PM
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Since its not safe to masturbate anymore, I decided to be productive and do my taxes tonight. |
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Who else has 'em done this early?
I'm not a go-getter, I'm just broke and I want my return. :P
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Mon Jan-26-09 10:55 PM
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1. "not safe to masturbate anymore?" |
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Huh? :wtf: I can't live that way. What'll I do? OMG, that's like my worst nightmare come true.
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DarkTirade
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Mon Jan-26-09 10:59 PM
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6. I know, it's like that's my main form of upper body exercise right there! |
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I'm gonna have to start working out or something.
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Mon Jan-26-09 10:56 PM
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2. Just don't try to combine the two. |
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The 1040 will get all sticky... :+
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Mon Jan-26-09 10:59 PM
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8. Well, I did it on my computer. |
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So I'd just have to worry about ruining a keyboard. :P
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Mon Jan-26-09 11:01 PM
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Mon Jan-26-09 10:57 PM
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3. You "did" Your Taxes? Was Your Taxes a giving, tender lover? |
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Mon Jan-26-09 10:58 PM
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Some people are into the weird stuff, but for me, papercuts should not be used in intimate situations.
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Mon Jan-26-09 10:57 PM
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4. I started mine tonight, looks ok so far. God I can't wait to get them completed! |
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Mon Jan-26-09 11:00 PM
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9. It's kind of depressing actually. |
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I finally opened up my W-2 and saw what my total income was for the year. :P
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Tue Jan-27-09 12:51 AM
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20. Your W2 probably laughs at my W2. |
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Mon Jan-26-09 10:59 PM
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7. I'm doing them tomorrow |
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Mon Jan-26-09 11:00 PM
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10. The sooner the better. |
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Mon Jan-26-09 11:01 PM
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11. I personally have a lot of free time on my hands, so I'm browsing YouTube |
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Mon Jan-26-09 11:02 PM
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13. Well he looks like he's enjoying himself... |
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Mon Jan-26-09 11:04 PM
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14. He's got a helluva lot of prostate cancer |
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Tue Jan-27-09 12:13 AM
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15. Brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrring ! ! ! ! |
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Tue Jan-27-09 12:18 AM
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17. Took me about 10 minutes to do mine! |
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What!? Is it my fault they can't keep up?
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Tue Jan-27-09 12:49 AM
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18. Nothing wrong with whipping through it a little fast... |
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just make sure you go back over it once or twice to make sure you finished it off right.
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Tue Jan-27-09 12:51 AM
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19. You mean you want your refund. |
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The return is what you file. The refund is what you get if you overpaid.
And yes, I have done my returns. :D
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Tue Jan-27-09 04:53 AM
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I heard it's safe for old fucks to do it
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Tue Jan-27-09 06:18 AM
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still waiting on some 1099's to finish them. I owe Bama an insane amount of money. Which is crazy cuz I don't make an insane amount of money lol! I'll be glad to get the federal return, but really hate to turn around and give it to someone else lol!
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Tue Jan-27-09 06:36 AM
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23. You just need a Masturbation box |
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Tue Jan-27-09 08:04 AM
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24. grrrrrrrrrrwjeghflakuhf4y y89- |
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This is the sound of my head hitting the desk. My stupid work waits until the last. possible. second. to send out our w-2's, so I haven't been able to do mine yet. And I have to wait for it, because there's info on it I need. Farging bastages.
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Tue Jan-27-09 08:48 AM
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25. Takes me close to a month, working several hours a day, to do our taxes. |
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Edited on Tue Jan-27-09 08:52 AM by mnhtnbb
Joint return (includes hubby's private practice income), returns for two trusts, help my oldest son do his (he'll probably itemize this year since he bought his first home in 2008) and probably help my youngest son do his for the first time this year since he had his first part-time job in 08 (used to do his for him). Both boys are beneficiaries of one of the trusts, which is why they've had to file returns since their grandmother died.
Last year I mailed 8 tax returns. Before my oldest son started doing his taxes with just me helping, I used to mail 10 tax returns every year.
I HATE tax season.
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