My life isn't nearly sexy enough... - Democratic Underground

Bicoastal

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Tue Jan-27-09 01:54 PM
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My life isn't nearly sexy enough...

...anyone else?

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Taverner

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Tue Jan-27-09 01:55 PM
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1. No ones life is as sexy as the ones on TV

Even Bill Maher's - and he has a key to the Playboy Mansion!

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redqueen

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Tue Jan-27-09 01:56 PM
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2. Nope...

my life is the perfect amount of sexy.

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WannaJumpMyScooter

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Tue Jan-27-09 01:57 PM
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3. celibacy is the new sexy

right?

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mcctatas

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Tue Jan-27-09 01:58 PM
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5. Well...

when I was doing the celibacy thing, the only person I had to please was myself and I found myself damn sexy then :P

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redqueen

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Tue Jan-27-09 02:01 PM
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6. I can't speak for others...

Edited on Tue Jan-27-09 02:04 PM by redqueen

but I'm happy, yes.

There are other ways to get your sexy on besides the physical act of love...

:)

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LaraMN

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Tue Jan-27-09 01:58 PM
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4. Oh mine is!

Oh wait, no it is not!

x(

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MrCoffee

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Tue Jan-27-09 02:01 PM
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7. Lives don't get much more sexy than mine...

On Sunday, BabyCoffee had raging Hershey Squirts all day. Last night, LittleCoffee started projectile vomiting everywhere.

I'm too sexy for this party, too sexy for this party, the way I'm disco dancing.

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WannaJumpMyScooter

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Tue Jan-27-09 02:10 PM
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8. at least my colonic health

does not offend anyone today

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Sultana

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Tue Jan-27-09 02:14 PM
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9. Then you need some sexyATTACK

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sx3e8JBfFLw

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XWYI_D39BZc

;-)

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Tue Jan-27-09 02:15 PM
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10. Nuns have nothing on me...

*sigh* :banghead:

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mcctatas

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Tue Jan-27-09 02:21 PM
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11. aaccckkkkk!!!

I just had a vision of Sister Anne with nothing on! :scared:

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Tue Jan-27-09 02:22 PM
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13. .

You win! You can truly make an perfectly innocent statement into something really bad!
:rofl:

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SoxFan

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Tue Jan-27-09 02:21 PM
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12. Crash on a mysterious island

And the guys look like...

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