Poll: Is Ashton Kutcher a fucking jackass dickweed?

[Danger Mouse]

There...I fixed it. :hi:

[Jamastiene]

1. All of the Above. Please add that option so I can vote.

:hi:

[MrCoffee]

2. I have nothing to add but a rec.

[DS1]

3. I'd be a jackass dickweed more often if it meant banging Demi Moore

[Danger Mouse]

10. Even Demi Moore isn't worth being that much of a douchenozzle.

My own brain would self-terminate.

[Initech]

4. He should be eternally doomed to the highest circle of hell for unleashing "Punk'd" on us.

[Danger Mouse]

8. Ugh. Yes, that show is an example of what is wrong with humanity.

[Jamastiene]

11. Not to mention that he totally made a mockery of the word, "punk."

I will hate him until the day I die for that alone.

[WildEyedLiberal]

5. Did I miss something?

I'm fairly ambivalent on the subject of Ashton Kutcher. Should I hate him or something?

[geardaddy]

6. Nice handle

I loved that show.

[redqueen]

7. I'd hit it. (nt)

[SidneyCarton]

9. I loathe him with the white hot loathing of ten thousand suns.

[Jamastiene]

12. I'll see you ten thousand and raise you 10 more thousand.

:thumbsup:

[SidneyCarton]

14. Too rich for my blood.

:P

[Tommy_Carcetti]

13. Yes, simply because of those stupid Canon commercials.

"Oh, look at me! I'm Ashton Kucher! Everyone loves me because I'm so cool! Girls want to take their picture with me, because I'm so cool! You should buy this camera so girls can take picture with me because I'm so cool! I'm Ashton Kucher!"

[Danger Mouse]

15. "I'm Ashton Kutcher! OH MY GOD! THESE RABID WEASELS ARE EATING MY FACE!!

OH MY GOD,I CAN'T BELIEVE HOW MUCH IT HURTS THAT THESE RABID WEASELS ARE EATING MY FACE! OW! I'm Ashton Kutcher.'

That commercial, I would enjoy.

[Shakespeare]

16. Those are NIKON commercials. Canon wouldn't stoop so low.

I hate those ads, too.

[Tommy_Carcetti]

19. My bad. I saw Ashton Kucher acting like a pompous ass and I flew into a blind rage. nt

[Missy Vixen]

17. I suppose it makes me cruel

but just the thought of the whole "junk-punching" makes me giggle.

[Danger Mouse]

20. It's not at all cruel. The thought of a knight punching Ashton in the junk with a spiked gauntlet...

gives me the warm fuzzies.

[Phillycat]

18. I think he's hot.

But yeah, he's kind of an idiot. :D

[begin_within]

21. Oh come on.

What did he ever do to you? Jeez.