Orrex
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Fri Jan-30-09 09:05 PM
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Based on the trajectory, my cat is clearly standing on tile while vomiting on the carpet. |
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What, in his ping-pong ball of a brain, tells him that this is the right way to go about things?
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Fire Walk With Me
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Fri Jan-30-09 09:07 PM
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1. Obviously, the tile is the cat's territory; the carpet is now yours. |
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Edited on Fri Jan-30-09 09:07 PM by Fire Walk With Me
It's how a feline Les Nessman outlines the borders of its office.
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Jamastiene
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Fri Jan-30-09 09:09 PM
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Cats ALWAYS aim for carpet and upholstery. |
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Edited on Fri Jan-30-09 09:10 PM by Jamastiene
Come to think of it, dogs do too. While we are at it, so do kids.
That's why Woolite is a household name. The opportunistic bastards know that fact. That's why they make a killing selling things to make the pukey stank 'n' stains go away.
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The Velveteen Ocelot
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Fri Jan-30-09 09:09 PM
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A cat must never hurl on a smooth surface, even if he or she is standing on one. A cat must always yack on upholstery or carpeting, especially if it is a light colored shag.
This is nearly as important as the Cat Rule that requires the presence of at least one cat any time a human is occupying a bathroom.
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Jamastiene
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Fri Jan-30-09 09:11 PM
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4. It is also equally important to the "No closed doors" rule as well. |
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No doors shall be closed in the presence of any feline. Else wise, SOMEbody is going to hear about it.
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Fri Jan-30-09 09:11 PM
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but I think it's funny when cats hurl, they really get into it :puke:
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Fri Jan-30-09 09:12 PM
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5. That just reminded me of that episode of Family Guy where Peter |
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was surrounded by a bunch of mangy looking cats and one of them started into that thing cats do before the puke. :rofl:
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Fri Jan-30-09 09:23 PM
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6. ...just to tick you off... : ) (I hope he/she is okay) n/t |
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Fri Jan-30-09 09:29 PM
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7. Because he knows it won't splatter on him if it lands on the carpet ! |
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Fri Jan-30-09 09:36 PM
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8. Count yourself lucky - my cat has learned to stand squarely on the |
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freshly-washed bedding while he vomits, pees, or poops on the freshly-washed bedding. I wish he'd just stick to communicating using his voice and claws, rather than bringing in the excretory processes...
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