Today: Michael Phelps smokes dope...

[Symarip]

What's the over/under on a story about a highschool kid who gets caught smoking teh grim reeferz and blames it on Mikey? Inevitably some reference will be made to the fact he consumes 25,000 calories a day. This will be the cause of major lulz for people who tell jokes at bars.

[Bucky]

1. I ran into my nephew smokin' doobz behind the house & he said...

Hey anyone remember that hysterical email last year about this time in which a Clinton supporter found his nephew smoking a joint, confronted him, only to have the doomed teenager announce, "Hey, look at Obama; he did pot & coke and now he's running for president!"