DU Sunday Night...Confessions

[Itascapark]

(deep bass voice) That’s right my precious ones, coming at you from atop Times Square in you know where it’s DU Sunday Night…Confessions, the show dedicated to women and man, young or old or anywhere in between. This is our second week on the air and I hope things go as swimmingly as they did last week. So, sit back, relax, and tell Dr. Itasca your story of woo, your deep, dark secret that lives far down inside, my sweet one…there’s NO judgment here, just an ear…the broad is lighting up…come with me…and our first call: “Hi, you’re on the air.”

[TrogL]

1. You would not believe were I managed to get sunburnt

at a nude resort

[Itascapark]

2. That's we like to hear

a free spirit who shows no fear...hope you're not peeling?

[TrogL]

6. Not so far

Interestingly enough, the place is on the flightpath for an airport so we gave a coupla 777's a free show.

[Itascapark]

8. Ah, bouns miles

:wow:

[geniph]

36. You got burnt on your flightpath?

:wow:

That IS a bad part of the anatomy!

[Itascapark]

41. Oh, that's goood!

:bounce:

[undergroundrailroad]

12. OK, I have one.

I think that CNN Anchor, Leon Harris is cute! And I wish that I could give him a kiss :)

Undergroundrailroad

[Itascapark]

15. Oh, the man is fine!!!!! child, FINE

and always so happy to be up at that hour of the morning...the doctor can't understand that...

[caledesi]

33. He is definitely HOT!

[Itascapark]

46. He must have, like, the most perfect head of hair

of any man on television

[caledesi]

3. Big confession from when I was very young...

Making love in the back seat <I know, tacky> at 18 with my boyfriend. Cop pulls up and shines the BIG WHITE flashlight into the car. Can we say embarrassed? This was in the 60s, so the cop asks my boyfriend to step out of the car and join him in the squad car (after dressing of course) and give him a lecture on sex. It was so UNENLIGHTENING. LOL!

I just cried...I was young....put on my clothes..and we left...with nothing to think about except where we would go the next time to ravish each other and not get caught. Yeah, we learned our lesson that night. Not! <I am bad>

[Itascapark]

5. Ah, when the fuzz come to damp your fun

Not a pretty story, but then the doctor has heard that the fear of getting caught makes the ride all the more thrilling.

[disgruntella]

4. I'm watching "Billionaire Boys Club" on Court TV

starring Judd "Bender" Nelson. And it's not the first time i've watched it. Probably not the second either.

Oscar the Grouch: "Oh IIIII, Looooove, Traaaaash..."

[Itascapark]

7. Where ever you go, there you are

it's Sunday night...relax...the doctor has been known to sneak a peek at Baywatch from time to time.

[caledesi]

32. I was obsessed with the BBB Club's story

Read both books on the case and saw the movie on TV at least 2 times. I find it fasinating that one person can have such power over these supposedly sophisticated, albeit young people. Joe Hunt wasn't exactly that cool though...got burned by Ron Levin and that was his downfall.

I am sorry I missed this showing again; I love this whole story.

[patdem]

9. Damn so many...so little time...okay one

Well when I was walking across a busy intersection when I was about 12 years old my under pants fell down exactly at the middle of the street. Someone waiting for the bus caty corner to my faux pax cried out....Is that yo pants honey child...and burst out in belly laughs while I spent those seconds trying to decide to either jump out and run like hell, or pull up and run like hell. Well the pull up and run like hell was the overriding decision and I ran and hid behind the closest building till my horrible embarassment waned.

[Itascapark]

11. Right there in the urban buff...

There are a million stories in the naked city...:evilgrin:

[patdem]

18. Are you always cruel and unsual or selectively cruel and unsual?

LOL....Talk about humuliation...if that happened during the CA recall I could be a contender?

[Itascapark]

19. You're the tops

the doctor would vote for you without blinking...

[KCDem]

10. I got busy in a Russian military school dorm!

I used to live over in Kaliningrad. A lot of my friends there were in navy school and/or commissioned officers. One night, after partying at a disco with some of them, I went back to the dorms and saw one guy's missile. Learned how to say "easy access" in Russian that night. :evilgrin:

The worst was the next morning... he left for class before I was up, and, since it was an all-boys dorm, I couldn't leave his room until he got back from class a few hours later. I think I ended up peeing in his potted plant.

[Itascapark]

13. I say, at every opportunity...

Let East meet West...you might have helped usher in a Cold War meltdown...a grateful nation salutes your service...tell me, is it true what they say about Russian men?

[KCDem]

16. Thanks, I like to think I did my part to bring about world peace.

What do "they" say about Russian men? I love 'em... find them incredibly sexy (well, except for those with bad teeth, which is about 3/4 of them!) I love the high cheekbones, the deep blue eyes, the slightly malnourished bodies... mmm! Damn, I miss the place!

[short bus president]

14. I was once forced to leave the spa at a resort in San Diego

without receiving the massage I had scheduled, because I showed up with fresh claw marks all over my back. :o

[Itascapark]

17. Well, I must say, any

spa that turns you away for claw marks is...just how big were they, eh?:o

[short bus president]

22. The whole ordeal is rather hazy

because of the drugs, but suffice it to say that the first thing I heard when the masseuse walked in was, "you're bleeding!" <gasp> Honestly, I had no f*cking idea. I'd have saved myself the embarrassment if I had. And wouldn't have ruined that T shirt.

[Itascapark]

27. "Well

if you run into
a five foot two
all covered with fur
great big nose
lots of hair

Run you screwball, its a bear!!!

Has anybody seen my gal???

[caledesi]

34. You 'ho you. LOL! That is great!

[short bus president]

35. I was naughty. I admit it.

Ain't that what confession time is for? And what kinda absolution do I get around here? BUPKISS! NADA! ZIP, ZILCH, ZERO! <pout>

:evilgrin:

[Itascapark]

37. Ahhhhhhhh.....

the doctor forgives you...

[short bus president]

40. Thank you!

Now can I please have my jeebus cracker and wine so I can get out of here? I'm SO embarrassed!

[Itascapark]

44. Watch out for them bears brother

:scared:

[SiobhanClancy]

20. I got kicked out of a very tacky bar..

in Portland,Maine,because the people I was with got into an argument with the manager. I wasn't doing anything wrong,was minding my own business smoking a joint in the parking lot. I came back in just in time to be evicted. It does hurt,though,to be tossed out of a place you normally wouldn't be caught dead in.(btw,this was MANY years ago:)

[Itascapark]

21. I can relate to your fate

the doctor was once "asked" to leave a bar in Brooklyn for making fun of someone's hat...

[ForrestGump]

23. I sometimes have sexual fantasies about women

There.... *shudder* I've said it.

You have no idea what it took for me to admit that. Thank you. Thank you all - collectively - for the kind, loving, supportive environment that DU offers, an environment in which I feel safe to reveal this, my innermost, vulnerable self.

I also have visions that involve various Taco Bell dishes, but they're best left for another night.




Mmmm....baby....I long to fondle your frijoles....

(oh, sorry... *blush* .....I thought this thing was off. How embarrassing)

[Itascapark]

25. the doctor will confess to a certain

attaction to the female, but a far a mexician food...well, yes, prehaps another night

[sasquatch]

24. I can be sadistic

I like tickling women till they go crazy sometimes.:evilgrin: I always talk to them later on so there arn't any hard feelings.

[Itascapark]

26. A tickle a day, in the right hands, of course,

is a passport to other, special things, my friend...

[JVS]

28. I can't confess, it's too terrible. Nobody would understand!!!

[Itascapark]

29. Oh, no, my fearful one

the doctor is here...no worries...unburden yourself.O8)

[JVS]

30. I have a recurring dream

I hav this dream where I'm having anal sex with Martha Stewart and eating a delicious Thanksgiving dinner with all the fixin's off of her back as she rocks back and forth while I thrust. It's gotten to the point where I wonder if I'll be able to contain my chuckling at thanksgiving dinner this year with my family. I am so ashamed!

[Itascapark]

31. Be happy that it's a "delicious"

Thanksgiving dinner...beyond that I can't help you...seek professional help...you're bloody nuts, dude!!!:evilgrin: no...really, thanks for calling

[SOteric]

38. I bite and nibble

at my fingernails.

Terrible habit.

[Itascapark]

39. We all got'um

the doctor is a SMOKER so don't feel too bad...try sunflower seeds. I've heard they work.

[Armstead]

42. Awww, I thought from the headline...

you were gonna say something hot.

Guess not....sigh

[SOteric]

45. I know. I should write subject lines for GD

-Dontcha think?

[short bus president]

43. Bah! Minor quibble over manners, that.

When you get to your toenails, call me.

:evilgrin:

[Lady Freedom]

47. Not again!

:eyes:

[Itascapark]

48. Every week at around this time

join us :evilgrin:

[Lady Freedom]

49. No thanks.

[Itascapark]

50. OK...we'll be here if you cahnge you're mind

the doctor is always in

[Lady Freedom]

51. I can't take it anymore! AHHHHHHHHHH!

:nuke: I like to drink beer and have Fuck-Me-Silly chasers! I like to pick a guy out from the dance floor and french kiss him right there and then! I like to post naughty things in DL! I like to talk dirty and flirt! I like wearing low cut shirts! I like to be "playful" in the bedroom! When a guy asks me for my phono # I like to stuff it down the front of his pants! I like sex! I love men! AND I DON'T CARE WHO FLAMES ME! :evilgrin:

Thank you for your time!I feel better now!

[Itascapark]

52. No worries here

Not while Dr. Itasca is in the house...it's all good...keep on posting...we could use the levity.

[Booberdawg]

53. Whew!

Can't have that sexual tension building up like that! ;-)

[Itascapark]

54. So Iowa, eh?

The doctor went to college in Iowa

[Booberdawg]

55. Yes, born and raised n/t

[undergroundrailroad]

56. Hi Itascapark! I see your still broadcasting atop Times Square.

I love "talk" message board (to coin a phrase ?). I like everybody's quesions and your responses.

See ya!


Undergroundrailroad

[Itascapark]

57. Thanks! Yup

Up all night...just can't sleep

[Aristus]

58. First of all, Doctor, thanks for liberating Lady Freedom. It was getting

boring around here. (Except for that Martha Stewart fantasy. I'll never see turkey with all the trimmings the same way again.)

When I was on maneuvers with my unit in the Army, I snuck off of Ft. Chaffee, Arkansas, to go to the house of a female friend of mine. We got busy upstairs while her friend entertained my buddy downstairs. No big deal, you might say, except for the fact that Ft. Chaffee was a closed post and we were restricted to base for the duration. Not me! Thirty days is too long to go without female companionship. Thirty days crammed in a tank with three other smelly, exhausted guys requires serious relief.

[Lady Freedom]

59. me in a tank with three guys?

Hummmmm. Can I get more time, 30 days might not be enough!:evilgrin:

[Aristus]

60. Only place to really stretch out is on top of the turret.

That metal is hard and cold. If you've got a sleeping bag, and a foam-rubber mat, you could make it more comfy. But then your real problem is not getting caught by the First Sergeant. And if a guy marinating in dirt, mud, sweat, BO, bad breath and scuzzy fingernails is your kink, hey, go for it.

BTW, I didn't post last night because I was at a pool party. Married couples who never got near the pool because the food, conversation, and evening breeze were more than enough. Tame, tame, tame.

[Lady Freedom]

61. Pool party that is tame! It must have been...

No College students allowed! hehe!