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skygazer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Feb-08-09 12:01 PM
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"Hi, Phil. I saw you tootling around yesterday with your little Priapus!"
Edited on Sun Feb-08-09 12:11 PM by skygazer
(heard in the checkout line at Safeway)

From Wikipedia -

"Priapism (Ancient Greek: πριαπισμός - is a potentially harmful and painful medical condition in which the erect penis does not return to its flaccid state, despite the absence of both physical and psychological stimulation, within four hours. Priapism is considered a medical emergency, which should receive proper treatment by a qualified medical practitioner.

The name comes from the Greek god Priapus, referring to the myth that he was punished by the other gods for attempting to rape a goddess, by being given a huge, but useless, set of wooden genitals."


Discuss.

(It's fun the things that happen when you cut and paste - there was a semicolon at the end of the bit about "Ancient Greek" etc. which turned into a ;) )

:rofl:
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Lady Effingbroke Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Feb-08-09 02:31 PM
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1. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

:rofl::rofl::rofl:

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skygazer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Feb-08-09 04:02 PM
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2. 72 views and only one response?
You people are slipping! My first response was -

They're a lot bigger than I thought they would be.

Does it come in a color other than blue?

It really stands out!

Is it hard to handle?

I guess they don't make Lounge pevs like they used to. :(
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GOPisEvil Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Feb-08-09 04:15 PM
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3. You know what's on that guy's mind.
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