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Fri Feb-13-09 03:47 PM
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Friday Midlo Bash Thread - President's Day Special |
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Midlo smokes so much she had a pilot light installed on her recliner.
Midlo used to bring her portapotty inside during winter, but after her pilot light set off a methane explosion which ripped the side of the kitchen clean from the house, she just puts her Snuggie over it when it snows.
If you put all the empty boxes of wine Midlo drank last week side by side, you'd have a hell of a lot of side by sides boxes.
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Fri Feb-13-09 03:47 PM
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I'm telling your mom.
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Fri Feb-13-09 03:50 PM
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Is she on her hands and knees playing footstool serf again?
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Fri Feb-13-09 03:51 PM
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3. SHe is currently downstairs vacuuming. |
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I lurves her. She is da bomb.
And, for some strange reason, she really, really likes the Midlets. What gives?
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Fri Feb-13-09 03:58 PM
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5. But does she squeegee your shower? |
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Fri Feb-13-09 04:00 PM
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8. She does not. She uses soft scrub. |
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I love that woman. She's a jewel. I think Mr. likes her more than he does me. Seriously.
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Fri Feb-13-09 04:02 PM
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10. Stop disarming my thread! |
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Fri Feb-13-09 04:03 PM
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Fri Feb-13-09 04:03 PM
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12. you better check the the confessional with a blue light. |
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Fri Feb-13-09 04:05 PM
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13. I am still laughing about your comment regarding Skinner's star |
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yesterday. :rofl:
Mr. didn't get it, but dammit, that was freakin' hilarious.
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Fri Feb-13-09 03:56 PM
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4. Why would anyone want to bash Mildo? |
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Mildo? Dildo? Mildew? I give up.
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Fri Feb-13-09 04:01 PM
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9. It was so funny you had to laugh TWICE? |
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