Hero Woman Changes In Front Of Open Window

[Blue_Tires]

NEW YORK—Local heroine Emily, the smokin' hot neighbor lady from across the street, reportedly went above and beyond the call of duty Monday by selflessly changing her clothes within full view of her bedroom window.
Sources said the humble woman—whose last name remains a mystery as no one has yet summoned the courage to speak to her—did not accept any praise for her heroic act, nor did she mention her altruistic stripping to anyone afterward. But her sacrifice that evening will not soon be forgotten, as her fearless nakedness inspired dozens of passersby and saved the neighborhood from a debilitating drought of T&A sightings.
"I never thought I'd see this day," said Juan Ramirez, 23, one of countless local residents who said they owed the gallant Emily more than they could ever repay. "You could see everything. Everything. Thank God she happened to be there, naked."




http://www.theonion.com/content/news/hero_woman_changes_in_front_of

[jeff30997]

1. What ?

Where are my binoculars ???

[Doc_Technical]

2. I'll bet you that this guy didn't miss the show.

http://video.yahoo.com/watch/148995/951695

[Radical Activist]

3. Once again, Onion speaks to me.