I hate it when I find out too late that there is no toilet paper!!!!

[styersc]

Fortunately, I noticed that I was not alone in the stall. I had been followed by the money that I could be saving if I switched to GEICO.

Boy,the horrified look in the eyes of those bills when I proceeded to....

Well, no need for details.

I just hate it when I find out too late that there is no TP.

[bluesbassman]

1. Stranded....Stranded on the toilet bowl,

What do you do when you're stranded,
And you ain't got a roll.

*Sung to the tune of "Branded", from the TV series of the same name.:)

[Wapsie B]

2. Thank god for corn cobs.

Just say'n...........

[johnnie]

3. At least you didn't find out...

...after you wiped

[astral]

4. This kinda thing doesn't happen to women.

Just sayin' ~~~

[Lil Missy]

5. Followed into the biffy? By GEICO??

You are tricking me! :rofl:

Boy, could I tell YOU a story, or two!