The Tar is Open!

[taterguy]

WHat's everybody drinking tonight?

[trof]

1. I've got the feathers.

Who we gettin'?

[taterguy]

2. We're gettin drunk

And thanks for taking the feathers off the chickens that we'll fry up later

[trof]

6. I ain't gettin' drunk. I'm just gettin' smo-o-o-o-o-th.

;-)

[EastTennesseeDem]

3. I'm in college

Ask me in eleven hours.

[taterguy]

4. Since you're a spoiled college boy buy us all a round of drinks on your parents credit card

Thanks in advance for your cooperation!

[EastTennesseeDem]

5. Hey now, I go to an in-state public school

So I don't quite fit that stereotype. ;)

[taterguy]

7. Quit whining and start buying

I've had a hard week of real work, something you know nothing about college-boy

[EastTennesseeDem]

8. I can't think of a snarky reply, so I'll just give the default one.

If I buy alcohol for people over the internet, then white penis.

[Bucky]

11. Oh God, Tater, did you really just use the sarcasm smily?

Too bad. You were funny, but rules are rules. I'm now gonna have to put you on ignore.

So let this be my last word to you. White penis.

Goddamn, Bucky, what the hell were you thinking? White penis is you last words ever to someone? Not exactly Rhett Butler eloquence there ya bastid. Stoopid, stoopid, stoopid...

[taterguy]

12. If you think you saw a smiley, you're too drunk. You're cut off

[Bucky]

13. Just one more, 'keep, or I'll tell Parche what you did to earn that fifth candy heart

Superman has kryptonite, you have Parche.

[taterguy]

14. You've obviously mistaken me for someone who gives a shit

[madinmaryland]

9. I'll have a Budweiser, Francis!

[taterguy]

10. Where is my mind?

Just because I really like the Pixies is no reason to call me (Black) Francis



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