post your favorite beavis and butthead dialogue

[datasuspect]

butthead: beavis, you're a dumb sonofabitch and your mom's a whore

beavis: uh, no she isn't, she's not a whore, she's a slut, she does it for free.

[underpants]

1. Come to Butthead

that and the "Hey Beavis... who would win in a fight The Mack Daddy or the Daddy Mack?"

[datasuspect]

2. or when butthead said

"uh, huh huh huh, we're mexican"

[Orsino]

3. "It's like you gotta have stuff that sucks so you can have stuff that's cool."

The best-of-all moment is the duo standing in front of a shelf full of condoms:

"Just think, Beavis. Someday every one of these is gonna be on a wiener."

[datasuspect]

4. "uh, what does it mean when your thingie itches and green stuff is coming out of it?"

[NightWatcher]

5. I am the Great Cornholio. I need TP for my bunghole