LostinVA
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Mon Feb-23-09 06:49 PM
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People who mock their spouses need their asses kicked |
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Lostinva: "OOOOOOOO! Oprah is having a post-Oscar party with Hugh Jackman, where they talk about the show last night! It's on in a few minutes!!!"
Silence from the kitchen, where Haruka is making Rice-A-Roni.
Lostinva: "Did you hear me?"
Pregnant pause.
Haruka: "That sound delightful, honey."
Too fucking bad. I'm watching it anyway.
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Mon Feb-23-09 06:52 PM
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1. You could mock her for making Rice-a-Roni |
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Mon Feb-23-09 06:55 PM
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HarukaTheTrophyWife
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Mon Feb-23-09 07:42 PM
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23. It's the San Francisco treat, though! |
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Mon Feb-23-09 07:49 PM
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26. Did you know they really place ads for that on San Francisco street cars? |
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I nearly killed myself laughing the first time I saw one on a street car there.
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Mon Feb-23-09 07:57 PM
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29. Yes -- my mom has a photo of one from a trip to SF |
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Mon Feb-23-09 06:53 PM
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2. Was it beef Rice-A-Roni |
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with meat???
and onion rolls???
:hi:
:)
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Mon Feb-23-09 06:58 PM
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6. I just asked her -- Fried Rice Rice-A-Roni |
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Gag.
She just asked me why I asked and said,"Do you want some?"
EEK.
I had pork tenderloin, swrrt atter fried, and applesauce for sinner.
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Mon Feb-23-09 07:43 PM
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Mon Feb-23-09 06:55 PM
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3. Haruka is WAAAYYY too nice |
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Mon Feb-23-09 06:56 PM
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5. You just like her because she's a French Press Coffee snob |
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Mon Feb-23-09 07:02 PM
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Mon Feb-23-09 07:04 PM
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She's probably in there nervousing trying to keep from destroying your knives...gasp...by WASHING THEM.
:rofl:
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Mon Feb-23-09 07:07 PM
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10. Don't even kid about that |
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Mon Feb-23-09 07:34 PM
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Mon Feb-23-09 07:07 PM
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9. Says the UFC-watching trophy wife. |
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Mon Feb-23-09 07:09 PM
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12. At least I don't miss meditation because of a Ukranian hangover |
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Mon Feb-23-09 07:11 PM
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14. I did not have a hangover! |
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x(
Besides, I don't think we could've gotten out of our own neighborhood yesterday. The whole damn place was locked down for the Oscars. I swear, every year the radius of closed streets around the theatre gets a little bit bigger...
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Mon Feb-23-09 07:12 PM
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Mon Feb-23-09 07:08 PM
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11. Sarcasm is the secret to longevity in marriage. |
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Mon Feb-23-09 07:11 PM
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13. Ummm, that's called domestic violence. |
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Mon Feb-23-09 07:13 PM
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17. I THINK SHE'S OUT THERE WASHING KNIVES |
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Mon Feb-23-09 07:44 PM
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25. No, I was washing the fucking pan that had a crust burnt into it from your chicken sausage |
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Just so I could scramble an egg.
If I left a pan like that, you'd flip then post about it here.
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Mon Feb-23-09 07:12 PM
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16. omg -- kate winslet is on teh oprah show!!!!! |
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Mon Feb-23-09 07:13 PM
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18. Rice-A-Roni is the secret to longevity marriage. |
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Edited on Mon Feb-23-09 07:14 PM by Bucky
Also, it causes thoughts of domestic violence in those who've been exposed to O-radiation (which is emitted by TVs when Oprah is on).
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Mon Feb-23-09 07:37 PM
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20. harrrrrrrrrrrr uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuka |
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chicken rice a roni? that is the best
:woohoo: :hi: :hug:
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Mon Feb-23-09 07:40 PM
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Mon Feb-23-09 07:42 PM
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22. You are such a fucking liar |
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I did not call you "honey."
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Mon Feb-23-09 07:54 PM
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27. You two should wrestle this one out. |
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Maybe even tear each others clothes off.
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Mon Feb-23-09 07:56 PM
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28. Skittles, paging Skittles... |
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Your asskicking skills are needed in this thread
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