Astley Alert: A Grievous Insult To Our Lord From Godless Cable TV

[Screaming Lord Byron]

So, I happen to be watching Canadian Heretic Channel Much More Music. They were doing one of their nonsense list shows, this one was The Top 10 Worst Artists of The 80's. And who was at #10? OUR LORD RICK ASTLEY!. This is Infamy. Please contact these evil, evil people and make them wish they'd never defamed Our Lord.

mailto:[e-mail].

[daveskilt]

1. dont worry he's never gonna give you up

[Khephra]

2. Rick who???

I've never heard of him before.

[Khephra]

10. Rick who???

He asks again.

[Screaming Lord Byron]

12. Dude, just because you're a mason, doesn't give you carte blanche

to defame the One True Architect of Universal Harmony.

[Khephra]

13. I'm actually serious

I've never heard of him. Fill me in, please!

[Enraged_Ape]

16. He was a British late-80s musical artist...

who looked like Archie and sang like Tom Jones. He had a couple of short-lived top-40 hits back in the Debbie Gibson era.

[Khephra]

17. Thanks!

:-)

[Enraged_Ape]

18. You're welcome!

I wish you could have seen this guy in his heyday. It was pretty damned funny to hear this rich, throaty baritone coming out of a guy who was so young and white-bread wimpy he made Clay Aiken look like Clint Walker.

[The Zanti Regent]

21. Here's his web page

http://www.rickastley.co.uk/html/home/home.htm

[acmavm]

3. Yeah, but you gotta admit that you were shocked when you heard that

big, deep voice and then saw the scrawny little redheaded dude that it came out of. I almost fell off the couch laughing.

[elperromagico]

4. Yeah. Sings like Barry White, looks like Howdy Doody.

[dolo amber]

8. Right

As much as I am loathe to blaspheme our lord and saviour, that made me *snort*...

The regents will be 'round to gather you for crucifixion in the AM, elperromagico...

:evilgrin:

[Whitacre D_WI]

5. Don't they know?

[NightTrain]

6. You're absolutely right!

Number 10? That's preposterous! Astley was putrid enough to have easily ranked at #2 or 3. :puke:

[Whitacre D_WI]

7. Our Lord is not about "talent."

Our Lord is about LOVE.

[elperromagico]

9. When will Mel Gibson make a movie about this?

[Susang]

11. I always wondered...

Is he Virginia Astley's brother?

[EstimatedProphet]

14. SLB, I just have to say

these Dr. Who pix you keep coming up with for your sigs kill me! I love them!

[Screaming Lord Byron]

19. Cool, just spreading the gospel of genius yet tacky sci-fi.

[Fenris]

15. BLASPHEMY!

Will this egregious sin doom the cold lands of Canada and it's Satanist Much Music Network to an eternity in the sweet hellfire that Our Lord Astley feels they should be?

The will only be one among you. And his name shall be Screaming Lord Byron. His cleansed soul shall be saved!

[Screaming Lord Byron]

20. Our Lord will eat these evildoers last.

[blondeatlast]

23. But our Lord Astley is a forgiving Lord.

He will grant forgiveness if and when Mariah Carey is revealed by them.

[blondeatlast]

22. They are doomed.

The High Priestess of Astley has spoken.

Fear no more, children of our Golden-Voiced Man-Boy.

It is done.