Lil Missy
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Wed Feb-25-09 07:01 AM
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WHY do dogs lick their balls?? |
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Because they can. :eyes: :eyes:
Any other questions?
That is all.
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Wed Feb-25-09 07:02 AM
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1. Would you lick your balls if you could? |
Lil Missy
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Wed Feb-25-09 07:09 AM
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4. I have AA batteries for that. |
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Wed Feb-25-09 07:19 AM
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7. Nine-volt batteries are the best ones to lick |
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They make your tongue buzz
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Wed Feb-25-09 07:31 AM
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11. It's not my tongue I am concered about. |
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Edited on Wed Feb-25-09 07:44 AM by Lil Missy
If I had a tongue, I would not need the batteries.
:)
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Wed Feb-25-09 07:39 AM
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13. I have a battery-powered tongue |
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Alas, I'm not flexible enough to . . .
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Wed Feb-25-09 07:49 AM
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14. Forget it. You do not know what to do next. You are not a good lesbian. |
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Wed Feb-25-09 08:57 AM
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18. Most good lesbians don't care about licking balls |
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Wed Feb-25-09 09:06 AM
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20. That would be correct. |
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Wed Feb-25-09 01:21 PM
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38. The ones in my fantasies always do |
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Wed Feb-25-09 07:03 AM
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I wish I had balls to lick and was a dog so I could lick them.
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Wed Feb-25-09 07:12 AM
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Wed Feb-25-09 07:25 AM
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We humans got shafted, I tell ya! Shafted!
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Wed Feb-25-09 07:06 AM
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3. Freud never diagnosed scotolingual envy |
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Wed Feb-25-09 07:17 AM
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6. I could not find that on Google. |
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Wed Feb-25-09 07:20 AM
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8. Ya know, this is going to get locked. |
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Wed Feb-25-09 07:25 AM
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10. Prolly, but it'll be fun while it lasts. |
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Wed Feb-25-09 07:34 AM
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12. LOL! Yeah, but I am gonna be so busted! |
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Wed Feb-25-09 08:10 AM
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17. You are possibly evil. Hmmmmm.... |
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Wed Feb-25-09 07:59 AM
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15. Have fun while it lasts! |
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Skittles is so going to KICK MY ASS!
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Wed Feb-25-09 08:01 AM
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Wed Feb-25-09 09:03 AM
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19. To quote Carlin on the topic: |
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"If I could reach, I'd never leave the house."
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Wed Feb-25-09 10:42 AM
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22. LOL! I could totally see my favorite pooch saying that! Same pooch that always licks his balls! |
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Wed Feb-25-09 11:23 AM
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28. Sometimes a dog has to go out for p-mail. |
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There are trees and fire hydrants that must be attended to.
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Wed Feb-25-09 11:52 AM
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34. Actually, there is a recent episode of Nop/Tuck that deal with that very subject! |
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Wed Feb-25-09 09:14 AM
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21. This is a limited tme offer. |
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Wed Feb-25-09 10:49 AM
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23. IBTL! I know a good joke about this but |
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it's not as funny unless you can hear it, depends on a Southern accent.
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Wed Feb-25-09 11:01 AM
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24. Because it gives them an extra 2" drop in their curveball. |
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Wed Feb-25-09 11:13 AM
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25. Mine should have a 12" drop by now. |
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Knock it the fuck off already!!
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Wed Feb-25-09 11:24 AM
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29. Your balls have a 12" drop? |
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Wow, uh thanks for the visual...or something.
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Wed Feb-25-09 11:48 AM
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31. I was talking about the dog. |
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Ya butthole. You knew that.
To make it perfectly clear, I do not have 12" hanging tits.
I actually have very nice tits.
Thank you for the opportunity to clarify.
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Wed Feb-25-09 11:55 AM
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35. Whoa whoa whoa...hold on there |
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What sort of "proof" do we have that you have, to quote "very nice tits"? Is there photographic evidence (feel free to PM it to me if you don't want to share here)? If it can be confirmed, I'll be happy to fill the Lounge in on that.
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Wed Feb-25-09 12:22 PM
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37. LOL! I have to give you an A+ for effort!! |
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I do have "very nice tits". One of my best buddies nicknamed me "sweet tits". Long story, you had to be there.
No pics of my tits. Sorry, you'll just have to take my word for it. :)
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Wed Feb-25-09 03:22 PM
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Wed Feb-25-09 11:19 AM
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27. That dog'd BITE YOU!!!!!!!! |
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Wed Feb-25-09 11:29 AM
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30. Karl Rove and Dick Cheney where in a hunting camp when they saw a |
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dog licking its balls. "I wish I could do that" said Dick. Karl replied "I've learned that you should pet him first."
(This has been your old, repurposed joke for the day.)
:)
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Wed Feb-25-09 12:01 PM
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36. LOL! I imagine them, including gw, doing circle jerks. |
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Honestly, I think they just jacked off with each other the whole last 8 years.
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Wed Feb-25-09 11:49 AM
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Wed Feb-25-09 11:51 AM
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33. Reminds me of a story... |
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Two drunks are laying in an alleyway behind a bar. An old, mangy looking dog sauntered down the alleyway, flopped down on the ground in front of them, and proceeded to lick his private parts.
"I sure wish I could do that," said one of the drunks.
The second replied, "well, you'd better ask him first. He could bite your ear off for that!"
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Thu Feb-26-09 12:42 AM
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Wed Feb-25-09 03:30 PM
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40. When good licking goes bad... |
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Thu Feb-26-09 12:43 AM
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42. because their owners weren't smart enough to have them removed? |
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Thu Feb-26-09 12:46 AM
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43. Because they're not allowed in airports. nt |
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