Lost in CT
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Tue Mar-03-09 04:07 PM
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Have you ever woken up the next morning with a strange woman... |
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And realize you're now in Delaware?
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Tue Mar-03-09 04:08 PM
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Tue Mar-03-09 04:08 PM
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2. I try not to make a habit of it. |
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Tue Mar-03-09 04:08 PM
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3. well the bedroom's in Delaware |
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the livingroom's in Pennsylvania.
so it's understandable how that could happen. :hide:
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Tue Mar-03-09 10:29 PM
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11. I swear I didn't even know Delaware had houses... |
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I thought it consisted only of a couple of Bob's big Boys and rest stops.
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Wed Mar-04-09 12:18 AM
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17. I didn't know Delaware had women. I guess I should go there some time |
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Tue Mar-03-09 04:38 PM
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4. Some I couldn't get both arms around |
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Tue Mar-03-09 04:41 PM
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Edited on Tue Mar-03-09 04:41 PM by LynneSin
you can figure it out
At least my senators are DEMOCRATS!!!
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Lost in CT
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Tue Mar-03-09 06:25 PM
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10. Hey my Senators are da bomb.... Okay maybe not... |
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Edited on Tue Mar-03-09 06:26 PM by Lost in CT
but you have to understand they have to represent all constituents from the wealthy to the super rich.
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Tue Mar-03-09 04:50 PM
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6. Yeah, but after a cup or two of coffee she's usually back to normal. |
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Tue Mar-03-09 04:53 PM
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7. Would that be you drinking hte coffee or is she drinking the coffee? |
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Tue Mar-03-09 04:55 PM
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Tue Mar-03-09 05:00 PM
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9. My woman is strange all the time-if she wasn't I'd be worried. |
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I once told her "You're crazy" She replied "You knew that when you married me" I replied "I knew that LONG before I married you and keep in mind that I married you anyway"
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Tue Mar-03-09 10:43 PM
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12. but what did Della wear? A new jersey, of course. |
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She bought it at the outlet stores.
I admired it while we sat on I-95 at the tollbooths for a half hour or so.
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Tue Mar-03-09 10:58 PM
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13. No, but it would be especially disturbing |
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Edited on Tue Mar-03-09 10:59 PM by 704wipes
if she was also a Packers Fan.
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Lost in CT
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Tue Mar-03-09 11:13 PM
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15. I have had a few packers fans... I find Steeler fans more enthusiastic |
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and Cowboy fans more desperate for affection.
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Tue Mar-03-09 11:00 PM
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Edited on Tue Mar-03-09 11:00 PM by Pierre.Suave
she did let me know that at the same time we were heading out the side door, her husband was coming in the front door...
:wow: :yoiks:
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Wed Mar-04-09 12:31 PM
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23. I had that experience as well... ever try to climb through a jalacy window? |
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Wed Mar-04-09 12:07 AM
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16. Not really a stranger |
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but she wasn't the one I thought I went to bed with. (Maybe they changed places during the night)
Alcohol was involved.
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Wed Mar-04-09 12:22 AM
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woken up with two tattoos and realize your at a Rod Stewart concert eating tacos
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Wed Mar-04-09 12:32 AM
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And then I realize it is me w/o make-up:crazy:
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Wed Mar-04-09 12:37 AM
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20. Naah, just a strange chewed off arm |
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and that was in New Jersey...
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Wed Mar-04-09 12:56 AM
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21. Yeah, that one I spotted |
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In the bathroom mirror the other day looked seriously deranged.
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Wed Mar-04-09 01:58 AM
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But, I have woken up in a toll booth, not knowing how I got there, and wearing nothing but a trench coat
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