Why is "Just for Men" just for men? nt

[Critters2]

[Tom Kitten]

1. More manly that way

One reason? Men who color their hair to make them look younger find it a very touchy subject...I can attest! Been doing it for over twenty years!

[qb]

2. So the more adventurous among us know what products to avoid...

:evilgrin:

[LaraMN]

3. Because the active ingredient is testosterone.

You will never be more horny than after you color your beard. Take precautions, boys.

[blogslut]

4. The name and the sex of the model on the box are the only differences.

Just for Men is the same 2-part tint/peroxide process the hair color companies manufacture for ladies.

[leeroysphitz]

10. Then why does it only take five minutes when my wife's can last over an hour?

:shrug:

[blogslut]

20. That depends

Are we talking application or process? In other words, are you saying that it takes over an hour to apply the product or are you saying the product remains on your wife's hair for over an hour?

Most peroxide-based hair coloring products take approximately 5-15 minutes to lift natural pigment and deposit tint. If the product is left in longer, that means the hair cuticle is especially stubborn and needs extra exposure to the chemicals.

Most men have short hair and don't need to have it sectioned off in order to apply color to the new-growth. Sectioning off and application is most involved part of a color job.

[ipfilter]

5. Because any man caught walking down the

woman's hair color isle should turn in his man card immediately.

[hobbit709]

6. Ding, ding, ding-We have a WINNAH!

And like anyone that knows you doesn't notice that you've gone from gray to the color of 20 years ago.

[old mark]

7. My dad used that shit once.

He ended up looking like Dracula.

mark

[Demoiselle]

8. LOL.Really. Loud cackles.

I say that very seldom...but I can almost see your dad, with his glossy black locks. He didn't suddenly grow pointiy incisors, did he?

[old mark]

9. My dad was born in Germany, and had very straight hair brushed

straight back. He used some kind of hair color that left him with glossy dead black hair, and he did look like an old Dracula movie.

He already had the incisors.
(He is now 92, and tells the ladies in his retirement palace in Texas that he is 78.)


mark

[no name no slogan]

17. It's loaded full of lead, too

I wouldn't touch that crap if you paid me. I'd just as soon take a magic marker and color each strand of my gray by hand. It would look more natural.

[old mark]

18. My hair is mostly gone and I think I look dumb with facial hair,

so it would be face paint.

mark

[Amerigo Vespucci]

11. Aye, it's a fine manly scent...but she likes it too.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tAXPGtpZvQI

:eyes:

[MrPerson]

12. Because we don't get to use Secret. So there.

[MajorChode]

13. Why are panties just for women?

[bluesbassman]

14. They are? Shit.

No wonder the ladies at Victoria's Secret keep looking at me funny when i ask to use the fitting room.:P

[MajorChode]

16. You should see how my wife reacts....

When I run out of clean skivvies and start wearing hers. From her reaction, you'd think I had just clubbed a baby seal to death.

[chknltl]

15. Because it would look real silly on a gerbil of course.

My job is done here.

[GOPisEvil]

19. Why is Secret strong enough for a man but made for a woman?

:shrug: