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Things are slow here at St. Da Fino’s these days, which is cool because the Arch Dudeship has allowed his thinking to become too uptight lately. Lotta ins, lotta outs, lotta nihilists with cleft assholes making life exhausting for everyone. Nothing changes.

Yes, even the most devoutly casual dudes can suddenly ram the laid-back El Torino of their lives into the down-in-the-dumpster of stress.

It’s a real bummer when it happens, but you know, as the Dude says, fuck it. You can’t worry about that shit. Life goes on, and as it does it’s good to keep in mind that the karmic pattern we weave (or become entangled in) depends so much on what we think and how we act. You start out early fretting over small things like where’s the money and before you know it, man, you’re an old human paraquat in a wheelchair growling about micturating on rugs.

Happens all the time. Just look at Cheney.



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[deutsey]

1. Kick for late-rising dudes...

[Tommy_Carcetti]

2. Holy shit, I didn't even to think to make that connection.

"Your revolution is over, Mr. Lebowski. Condolences. The bums lost. My advice is to do what your parents did; get a job, sir. The bums will always lose. Do you hear me, Lebowski?"

On the other hand, The Big Lebowski at least appeared to have some shread of humanity underneath his gruff exterior. After all, strong men also cry... strong men also cry.

Plus I say I'd take Bunny Lebowski any day over Lynne Cheney.

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3. Yeah, definitely no comparison on the wife thing

I think I'm going to go find a cash machine...