New job opportunity

[prolesunited]

Transform scam e-mails into readable English. This one was particularly amusing mash up of dictionary and thesaurus dependency.

Work at home Money Manager (Part-time vacancy, Work at home, ; 2000 usd month):
Dear Viewers,
A venerable insurance company within the underlying market of operation, is proud to announce yet another feasible entry for uprising accounting adepts.
Comfort working environment will most definitely justify the necessity to excel in the vast sphere of professional goals, and thereof lay a firm foundation
for your career advancement.
Salient associates, with profound work knowledge, will assist you in unwrapping avocation related techniques, which will best integrate with the development
and popularization of high-caliber insurance solutions.
Feel free to consider the prerequisites table right below, to amass the important information.
* Benefits and privileges:
1) Feasible career advancement opportunities.
2) Extensive tutelage (probation period) for the first two months.
3) Fixed payout, resulting in 2000 USD monthly.

[PVnRT]

1. Sounds feasible

[Lil Missy]

2. Scam. Pyramid scheme.

[prolesunited]

3. Yeah. I realize that.

I was just pointing out how poorly written it is.

[Lil Missy]

4. I knew you were smarter than that.

:)