Reach into your nearest pocket and count the change that you pull out

[MrScorpio]

I gotz bupkiss

[Shell Beau]

1. I got nothing! Pockets are empty.

[malta blue]

2. fifty cents

:(

[PassingFair]

3. I got a penny and a "Kiss Me, I'm Irish" button from LAST YEAR.

Lucky talismans.

[Midlodemocrat]

4. I have kids. I never have any money in my pocket.

:cry:

[Tuesday Afternoon]

5. zip, zero, zilch, nada. goose egg

goose egg?! wait a minute! :wtf: :D :yoiks:

[siligut]

6. I don't even have any pockets on right now!

So I went and pulled $1.75 out in quarters from my coat, it was meant to be bus fare.

[HopeHoops]

7. Yeah, I'm not wearing pants either.

[siligut]

8. True I am not wearing pants, however I am dressed!

I have on a skirt and sweater. :rofl:

[HopeHoops]

9. Maybe that's what I'm wearing too. So there.

:hide:

[siligut]

11. I just really don't know how to react to this.

:rofl:

[HopeHoops]

Oh, I think that's obvious....

:rofl: seems just right ;}

[azmouse]

10. I never put change in my pocket.

:shrug:

[Roon]

12. Bus tokens

eom

[deoxyribonuclease]

13. What's the exchange rate on pocket lint?

[Iggo]

14. All's I got's folidin' money.

Seems to be about...

...18 bucks.