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3.14158675309 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-04-09 03:25 PM
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Pat Robertson can kiss my ASS! I quit the 700 Club forevah!!!!ELEVENS!!!!
:woohoo: :party:
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Dr. Strange Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-04-09 03:27 PM
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1. Jezus!
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3.14158675309 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-04-09 03:29 PM
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3. I take it the package arrived safely!
:rofl:
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Dr. Strange Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-04-09 03:33 PM
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5. What's the reference, though?
I'm in the dark here.
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3.14158675309 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-04-09 03:34 PM
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8. You need to see the movie, "Saved"
It's in the background, and I about died when I saw it and had to replicate it.
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BeachBaby Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-04-09 04:27 PM
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21. Dude - you HAVE to see that movie.
Just trust me on this one. Too bad we couldn't have watched it together. We could have shared war stories afterward. :rofl:

MUST. SEE. IT. :pals:
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CreekDog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-08-09 03:57 PM
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43. What a great movie
:rofl:

What Hillary Faye does to Jesus at the end of the film was delightfully ironic.
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CreekDog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-08-09 03:59 PM
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44. The Pastor in that movie reminds me of Michael Steele
trying to be with it using 10 year old sayings that are out of date phrases that once were teenage lingo.
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geardaddy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-04-09 03:27 PM
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2. Here's a bumper sticker for you.

I'm not a Christian, but I play one on TV.

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HopeHoops Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-04-09 03:30 PM
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4. Okay, I'm calling you out on that. You weren't a member.
Nobody who knows "PI" goes beyond 3.14 could be a member of the 700 Club, and there probably haven't been more than six members in its history that had any clue the word "PI" had anything to do with math rather than desert.

Now, should I be wrong, I want to know what kind of drugs you were given before you were forced to send a check to Robertson so he could enter your name on the eternal deposit list of contributors who have had their damned souls saved by the gift of a small contribution towards his divine work and everlasting goal of providing salvation to the hurting, the sinful, and other liberals out there.

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3.14158675309 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-04-09 03:33 PM
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7. Um, actually, that merely referenced my post count. As you can see now,
I'm in the 800 Club. :P :hi:
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HopeHoops Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-04-09 03:35 PM
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10. AAAAAhhhhhh - so I was RIGHT!
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3.14158675309 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-04-09 04:28 PM
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22. Yes, I have never given PR or any other RW org a dime.
Nor have I been drugged in order to do so. :P
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CaliforniaPeggy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-04-09 03:33 PM
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6. My dear 3.14158675309!
Congrats on escaping the dreaded (:scared: ) 700 Club!

Now you're well on your way to the Four Digit club!


:party: :toast: :bounce: :bounce: :toast: :party:

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Dr. Strange Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-04-09 03:36 PM
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11. I think he's on the way to the middle digit club.
:evilgrin:
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TZ Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-04-09 03:44 PM
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12. DING! We have a winnah!
:P
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3.14158675309 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-04-09 03:46 PM
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14. Nearly, but no:


:evilgrin:
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Dr. Strange Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-04-09 03:53 PM
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15. Why I oughta!
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TZ Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-04-09 03:55 PM
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16. ooh.
Thats even better than creekdogs version. I'll have to save that when I get home. Poifect for madinmaryland among others...
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3.14158675309 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-04-09 03:45 PM
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13. Thanks, CP!
:hug: :hi:
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denbot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-04-09 03:34 PM
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9. Umm.. Nevarh say Foevah..
I'm going to be in it twice. :scared:
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Aristus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-04-09 03:57 PM
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17. Congrats, Pi. The 700 Club is a wasteland...
Welcome back! :-)
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3.14158675309 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-04-09 05:45 PM
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25. Thanks! It's good to be back, Aristus
I need a nice long, hot shower after that! :rofl: :hi:
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TZ Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-04-09 04:07 PM
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18. congrats.
Now you can move up to the kiddy table...:P
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3.14158675309 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-04-09 04:20 PM
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19. Where I will stay!
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TZ Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-04-09 04:22 PM
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20. Yeah.
I'll make sure you have a high chair next to the Naughty Doctor...:)
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Dr. Strange Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-04-09 05:44 PM
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24. I know who you're talking about!
:*
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3.14158675309 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-04-09 05:51 PM
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27. Who died and made HER in charge of the seating arrangements?
And who's that in the high chair high heels?


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TZ Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-04-09 06:18 PM
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33. Somebody has to be in charge of the ninth graders....
Girls are more mature than boys young man ....:P
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BeachBaby Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-04-09 04:34 PM
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23. Woohoo!
Not too much longer before you lose your virginity! :woohoo:
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3.14158675309 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-04-09 05:47 PM
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26. I am having deja vu all over again with your post!
Was there a cosmic blip in the space-time continuum? :shrug:
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BeachBaby Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-04-09 05:53 PM
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28. Pace yourself just right.....
and just as I am entering the world of 40, you can become a man.
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3.14158675309 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-04-09 05:56 PM
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29. OMG are you talking about having simultaneous
organisms????? :wow:
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BeachBaby Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-04-09 05:57 PM
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30. Just as it should be.
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3.14158675309 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-04-09 06:39 PM
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36. Will I need a condominium?
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BeachBaby Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-04-09 07:20 PM
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37. If you take care of the condominium.....
I'll cover the sponge. After all, I imagine that this is a sponge-worthy event.

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3.14158675309 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-04-09 08:11 PM
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39. Nice post, Elaine
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ReliantJ Donating Member (680 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-04-09 05:57 PM
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31. Ouch
we dont need you.
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3.14158675309 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-04-09 06:08 PM
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32. ???
You will be there soon, my friend!
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ReliantJ Donating Member (680 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-04-09 06:19 PM
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34. Eh I'll confess I have no idea what you're talking about
:shrug:
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3.14158675309 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-04-09 06:22 PM
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35. "700 Club" refers to the number of posts you have. Currently, you are at 326.
When you hit 700, you are "in" the 700 Club until you hit #800.

It's all sort of a joke. Also, we are considered scum of the earth until we hit 1000+ posts. Keep talking! :hi:
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Dr. Strange Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-04-09 08:10 PM
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38. Some are considered scum, even after hitting 1000 posts.
I won't name names, so as not to embarrass madeinmaryland.
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TZ Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-04-09 08:12 PM
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40. !
No scum like Cowboy Scum! :evilgrin:
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Inchworm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-04-09 08:14 PM
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41. Who is this Robertson feller?
I don't remember despising him before :D

:hi:
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rcrush Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-08-09 02:47 PM
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42. http://pi.ytmnd.com/
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