I'm trying to get my house ready for my son. Is there anything I forgot?

[Ptah]

short sheet the bed
turn all the light switches upside down
switch hot and cold valves in the shower
toothpaste label on the first-aid creme
dye six raw eggs, hard boil the other six
loosen the top on the salt shaker
salt in the sugar bowl
set clocks a half hour fast
hook up super soaker to aim at and soak the TV remote
hide an alarm clock {set for 2:00 am} in the closet
open milk carton under his bed
A new pod with only this song: Black Lodge Singers - Ask Your Mom For Fifty Cents
plastic ice cubes with a fly in each one
A one hundred dollar bill super glued to the floor
take all the labels from the cans of vegetables and soup


:shrug:

[Lyric]

1. Plastic wrap on the toilet

:evilgrin:

[Ptah]

2. This is why I love the lounge.

[MajorChode]

16. Great trick, but somewhat less effective on men

Just remember to leave a small gap at the back to prevent condensation.

[siligut]

3. Grease his closet doorknob?

Freeze the milk if he uses it for coffee or cereal in the morning. Funny post!

[Ptah]

6. I like the freeze

:thumbsup:

[malta blue]

4. he's on his way home?

:woohoo::woohoo:

I think you have it covered Ptah!

[Ptah]

7. Next Wednesday

[malta blue]

10. I am so happy for your family, Ptah!

:hug:

[Zuiderelle]

5. All kidding aside.... that's great news!

:thumbsup:

[Ptah]

8. Thanks, Zuiderelle

[AlCzervik]

9. Drink all the milk but leave the empty carton in the fridge.

remove the tp from the bathroom right before he goes in to use it.

[noamnety]

11. Or let him have a brand new roll

of tp but glue the end of it down firmly so it can't be unwound. (Repeat as needed for each trip)

[AlCzervik]

12. i'm going to do that at my house since i am the only one who ever replaces the roll.

it's not like i hide them, they're right in the cabinet next to the throne, you don't even have to get up to reach them.

[Ptah]

13. fill that carton with fiji vitamin macho vegamatic water

with added chalk

[BarenakedLady]

14. No, but

that is so awesome.

:hug:

[Lil Missy]

15. Put lotion on the phone handlle. Then call when he'll pick up the phone.

[MajorChode]

17. Partially open a sardines can, then ducttape it under the bed

[MajorChode]

18. If you really want to go hard core....

Find a bum or a last call skank with a case of the crabs and let them sleep in his bed for a night or two before he gets there.

[no name no slogan]

19. Put Nair in the shampoo bottle

Can't forget that one.

Also, don't forget to swap the labels on the Preparation H and the Icy Hot. You'll thank me later.

[grasswire]

20. if you have a sprayer on your kitchen sink...

...and you use a rubber band on it to hold the lever down, the first person who turns on the kitchen faucet will get soaked.

[Tuesday Afternoon]

21. You Rascal, you!!

:rofl:

I don't believe a word of it :hug:

[Ptah]

22. Any more suggestions?

[Midlodemocrat]

23. Bastid. You lifted all that from my dissertation.

I. Am. Pissed.

:rofl:

Tomorrow's the day!!!!

:woohoo:

:woohoo:

What time? I need to know so I can send Ptah and PtahBoy vibes at the right time.

:loveya:

[Ptah]

24. 9 am, Mountain STANDARD Time. DST is DTM

Seven hours from GMT


PtahBoy? How'd you like to go home and tell your momma you got your nose broke by a boy?

hmmmmm?

Maybe Nefertem.

[Midlodemocrat]

25. Correct me if I am wrong, but he will always be YOUR boy, n'est-ce pas?

[Ptah]

26. Pedantic Ptah says:

The word in my mind is son, not boy.

[malta blue]

27. Tomorrow!!!

:woohoo::woohoo:

[Ptah]

28. In the morning.

woooo!

[fizzgig]

29. don't forget to rubber band the sprayer on the kitchen sink

;)

all kidding aside, have a wonderful day tomorrow :hug:

[auntAgonist]

30. soon very soon ...

best wishes always :)
:hug:

aA
kesha

[Kali]

31. Thinking about you guys.

Happy reunion day! (Tabasco filled maraschino cherries)

[GoddessOfGuinness]

32. Don't forget the ex-lax brownies.

Congrats! :hug::hug::hug: