I confess. This list of progeny motivational tools was lifted from Midlo's dissertation. My bad.

[Ptah]

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x8576813

short sheet the bed
turn all the light switches upside down
switch hot and cold valves in the shower
toothpaste label on the first-aid creme
dye six raw eggs, hard boil the other six
loosen the top on the salt shaker
salt in the sugar bowl
set clocks a half hour fast
hook up super soaker to aim at and soak the TV remote
hide an alarm clock {set for 2:00 am} in the closet
open milk carton under his bed
A new pod with only this song: Black Lodge Singers - Ask Your Mom For Fifty Cents
plastic ice cubes with a fly in each one
A one hundred dollar bill super glued to the floor
take all the labels from the cans of vegetables and soup

[Midlodemocrat]

1. et tu, Ptah?

:rofl: