MrPerson
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Tue Mar-10-09 04:19 PM
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I got this e-mail says Limbaugh is converting to Judaism |
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BREAKING NEWS: Rush Limbaugh Converts to Judaism It has just been reported that Rush Limbaugh wants to become a Member of the Tribe. Limbaugh announced last night that he would convert to Judaism. In the spirit of tikkun olam, Limbaugh also proclaimed that he wanted nothing more than to see President Barack Obama succeed as the 44th President of the United States. “President Obama is the only man I know who has the ability to truly repair the world,” Limbaugh said. "In a post-partisan gesture of good will, we welcome Mr. Limbaugh into the Jewish community," said Ira N. Forman, Executive Director of the National Jewish Democratic Council (NJDC). "We applaud his support for our President and commend him for suspending his radio show on Shabbat." JTA is reporting that Jewish Democrats are already forming lines in the street in anticipation of being able to participate in Limbaugh’s full entry into the covenant of Abraham. HAPPY PURIM!
I am skeptical.
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Tue Mar-10-09 04:23 PM
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1. And they're bypassing the circumcision rule because the mohel doesn't think there'd be anything left |
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Tue Mar-10-09 04:25 PM
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MrPerson
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Tue Mar-10-09 04:25 PM
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3. Not to mention that most mohels take tips. |
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Tue Mar-10-09 05:30 PM
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4. I doubt they could find it |
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Tue Mar-10-09 05:46 PM
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6. My friend Rabrrrrrr! Still no shortage of Rs, I see. |
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Tue Mar-10-09 05:41 PM
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5. I want to find the sucker who'd believe that email. |
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I have a bridge in Alaska I'd like to sell them. :popcorn:
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Tue Mar-10-09 05:55 PM
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Haven't we already suffered enough?
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Tue Mar-10-09 05:58 PM
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8. Hey, The Man Honors teh Sabbath. |
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Tue Mar-10-09 06:02 PM
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9. He'll never make it past the Bar Mitzvah |
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You have to be a man that day, not a bloviating windbag.
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Tue Mar-10-09 06:05 PM
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10. I thought pigs weren't kosher. |
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Tue Mar-10-09 06:09 PM
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