CNN/BSRNC/FAUX ...Fall line-up

[SoCalDem]

They are salivating about the "cool stories" they will be running for the next few months..


1.. Ohhh that Wacky California

2.. Ahhnold had Rice Krispies for breakfast

3.. Ohhhh that wacky California

4.. Gray Davis...Baaaaaaad scarrrrry mannnnn (spooky musical interlude)

5.. Quoth Ahhhnold, as he left for the Circle K.."I'llll be Baaaaack"..

6.. Ohhh that wacky California

7.. Ahhhhnold's press conference.." I'm gonna clean up Sacramento"..(press oohs & aahs at his mastery of the english language, totally unlike those "other" immigrants..(you know.. the ones who are not billionaires)

8.. Soldiers dying daily in sniper attac.....(BREAKING BULLETIN)..Ahhnold was spotted leaving a Burger King... DOES THIS MEAN THAT THE FORMER MR UNIVERSE BOBYBUILDER IS NO LONGER A HEALTH FOOD AFFICIANADO??? WE WILL BE DOING INDEPTH COVERAGE ALL DAY LONG TO PONDER THIS ALL-IMPPORTANT ISSUE... STAY TUNED AS WE SHOW ALL OF THE MOVIES THAT HE HAS DONE, SO WE CAN POINT OUT THE IMPORTANCE OF HAVING A MANLY, PHYSICALLY IMPOSING GOVERNOR, ...AND AS SOON AS WE CAN GET THE CHOPPERS AND CREW INTO POSITION, WE WILL TRY TO GET A COMMENT FROM THE FUTURE AND SOON-TO-BE GOVERNOR...


EDITED TO ADD:

9.. Ohhh that wacky california :eyes:

[underpants]

1. 10. How many opponents can the mighty FAVORITE crush with one arm?

Find out next on "So you want to be a governor?"

[SoCalDem]

2. Excellent... Survivor.. The Governator Edition..

Tune in every Monday to see who gets thrown off the "Governor's Island"..

my guess.. Gary Coleman goes first :(


even * agrees....

[underpants]

3. Mix in a little "Boy meets Boy" angle

Some or maybe all of them might not really be serious, Can you the voter figure out which one (s)?

IF you actually think Galagher is serious call.....

[PROGRESSIVE1]

4. Fall In Line...

just like the people in the Stalin, Musollini, Hitler regimes!

[last_texas_dem]

5. Great post

Really funny, except that it's also frighteningly true-to-life. The media whores scare the hell out of me sometimes with their superficiality and overall worthlessness. :argh: