Post an inconvenient truth.

[raccoon]

I'll start.

If you live in a state where you have mild winters, chances are very good you have hellacious summers. And vice versa.

[Pacifist Patriot]

1. The odds of finding the other shoe are inversely proportional to the time available to find it.

I have no idea if I used the phrase "inversely proportional" correctly, but I thought it sounded good.

[mikeytherat]

"varies inversely" works, too

mikey_the_rat

[MrsBrady]

2. i think you are correct

:think:

[MrsBrady]

3. if you live with three cats and a big border collie...

the likely hood of all 4 of them ending up in your bed when your husband is away on a road trip
its cold, AND its raining...
AND the border collie has "thunderstorm issues"

is 100%

[taterguy]

4. The dancer at the titty bar isn't interested in you, she's just trying to make a living

[charlie and algernon]

9. you mean Trixxxi doesn't like me?????

:cry: :cry:

[La Lioness Priyanka]

5. we all have a preference for our ingroups

[LynneSin]

6. If you watch Fox News there is a 95% chance your body looks like this....

[lizziegrace]

7. Packing to move in a house with cats means

one or both cats will disappear at some point. Gracie vanished last night. She slipped out the back door and spent the night in the basement. I looked for her for over an hour this morning.

[wartrace]

8. The national "do not call list" is ineffective.

I have both my cell phone & home phone on the list & still get two or three calls a day.

[RedCloud]

10. If you give 100%, but your partner only 50%

You will lose 50% of the times, but your partner never.

[dysfunctional press]

11. life sucks.

[Sky Masterson]

12. Nothing in your life is ever going to change unless

You get off your ass and change it yourself.

[tigereye]

13. if it sounds too good to be true, it probably is

[lightningandsnow]

14. A lot of people who claim to be in open relationships are lying.

By no means all of them, not even a majority. But a significant number.

[Tikki]

15. Most parents don't want you to talk to their teenaged....

daughter(s) about how your own teenage marriage ended up
working out just fine.


Tikki

[Arugula Latte]

16. The older you get, the faster time goes.

[WannaJumpMyScooter]

22. and the faster time goes

the older you get, too

[Arugula Latte]

23. Whoa. You just blew my mind.

:hippie: :smoke:

[mcctatas]

17. Mini-vans may be practical but they are the first sign that you have

truly given up on any hope of ever being cool

[insanity]

18. I don't get laid enough

[jobycom]

19. There are more laws against you having fun than against someone hurting you.

[foxfeet]

20. Gravity.

[geardaddy]

21. Unless you live in Minnesota

where we have hellacious winters and summers to match.

[meegbear]

24. The world is made up of you and everybody else ...

and you're outnumbered.

[no name no slogan]

25. My dick is over a foot long

It makes it very inconvenient to find pants that fit properly.