St Paddy's day is almost here. Limerick Time!

[Xipe Totec]

Post your favorites.

Better yet, invent new ones!

And, for inspiration, here it the Limerick thread from TWO YEARS AGO!!!!


:bounce: :bounce: :bounce:


http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x6313461

[Aristus]

1. There are some great clean limericks out there:

An epicure dining at Crewe
Found quite a large mouse in his stew
Said the waiter: "Don't shout!
Or wave it about!
The others will want one, too!"

A girl from the Isle of Wight
Used to travel much faster than light
She set out one day
In a relative way,
And returned on the previous night!

There once was a woman from Niger
Who smiled as she rode on a tiger
She went for a ride
And came back inside,
And the smile on the face of the tiger

[Xipe Totec]

3. ...

Aristus desired to display

a Limerick not too risque,

to Google he turned

and suddenly learned,

t'were many a choice to array.

[Aristus]

6. Those weren't from Google! Those were from memory!

My family loves limericks. We were always telling them when I was growing up. Here are a couple more (from MEMORY! B-) )

A tutor who tooted the flute
Tried to tutor two tooters to toot
Said the two to the tutor:
"Is it harder to toot?
Or to tutor two tooters to toot?"

There once was a woman from Worchester
Who use-esed to crow like a roos-ester
She use-esed to climb
Seven trees at a time
But her sis-ester use-esed to boos-ester.

[Xipe Totec]

7. Oops!

Aristus, oh dear, I've insulted

in claiming this work just resulted

from Googling at random

the Web with abandon,

Forgive me, I should have consulted...

:blush:

[Aristus]

9. HA! You're good at that!

:applause::bounce:

[Dr. Strange]

2. Let's do this thing...

The Lounge was attacked by bored fools,
Who used satire like rusty sword tools.
Said the mods, after talking,
and some serious locking,
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3_r97Z7TrRQ">Click here to review the message board rules.

[hellbound-liberal]

4. here's an oldie for you

There was a gay boy of Khartoum,
Who took a lesbian up to his room.
But they argued all night,
Over who had the right,
To do what, with which and to whom.

[blockhead]

5. there once was a sailor named Kelly,

who complained of a pain in his belly,

the doctor said gas,

but soon it will pass,

and now Kellys well but is smelly.

[av8rdave]

8. This has been posted before, but what the hell....I am the author, after all

There once was a man from Saint Brittle
Who told his Doctor his unit was little
The treatment, I guess
Was a smashing success
'Cause he now needs a bell tower to piddle

[Xipe Totec]

10. Whoa!

A smashing success by Saint Brittle?

doesn't sound like it's worth a bum fiddle.

if solving the riddle

means smashing my diddle...

No thanks, but I'd rather be little.

:scared:

[av8rdave]

11. Well done....

Wish I were that quick!