The Police are knocking on my door , what should I do ?

[UndertheOcean]

[greenbriar]

1. send Sting to me

that is what you do

[WannaJumpMyScooter]

2. shit, get them to write me a check

to live off of... pocket money to them, really

[Tuesday Afternoon]

3. Turn off your Red LIght...

:shrug:

[BikeWriter]

4. Go out your back door. Run like hell!

[Tom Kitten]

5. No matter what you do

They'll be watching you

[DarkTirade]

6. Don't stand too close to me!

[Sebastian Doyle]

7. Hell if I know?

No one's knocked upon my door for a thousand years or more. :(

[gmoney]

8. Beware of botox poisoning?

Especially Andy Summers... isn't he like 90?

[Mugu]

9. I can't speak for your situation.

But, as for as I'm concerned, whenever threatened there's no better friend than Ma-deuce.

[Prisoner_Number_Six]

10. Get rid of your stash.

It's a Sting.

:evilgrin:

[Manifestor_of_Light]

11. Summers looks like he's taking on some Hillary DNA.

Hmmm. Strange.

I saw them in 1983 on their last tour, the Synchronicity tour. They broke up just as they were getting quite good. GRR.

[stewartcolbert08]

12. Um answer it...........

lol for example, last night we had officers out at a local apartment complex because the fire department were getting toxic levels of carbon minoxide from one of the apartments so they had to now check ALL the apartments before someone else got sick so we were having to call everyone from dispatch to let them know to let the police and fire dept in. LOL it might be an emergency!

[MilesColtrane]

13. Greet them at the door with a can of Douche-Away™.

Once Sting flees, invite Andy and Stewart in to hang for awhile.

[last_texas_dem]

14. Well, they *did* tell you that every breath you took they'd be watching you...

:-)

[regnaD kciN]

15. Tell them "don't stand so close to me"...

[cherish44]

16. Flush your stash down the toilet !

Yikes, Sting is scary looking these days.

[Lil Missy]

17. Answer the door, and assume the position.