Did you here the one about Billy Corgan?

[arcadian]

He scared all the local towns children so a mob hunted him down and killed him. And nobody ever heard from Old Melonhead ever again. And the town prospered. And little girls picked flowers in the fields and little boys ran down streets with their hoop racing game and old men bought fresh baked bread from the bakery and the town prospered.

[TZ]

1. .

:popcorn:

[Tommy_Carcetti]

2. You see, I spent way too much of my time yesterday....

....photoshopping a picture of Danny Elfman killing a Narwhal, something that if you had asked me before yesterday whether me even thinking of such a thing let alone desiring to visually depict it (albeit somewhat crudely) I would have thought you insane. As such, you must forgive me as I am rather emotionally spent and can only offer up a pithy:

Arcadian sucks Narwhal balls.

Sorry, that's as much as you'll get out of me today. Mea culpa. Come back in a week or a month.

[jobycom]

3. And then Danny Elfman came to town and the little girls were no longer safe.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jItz-uNjoZA

[Symarip]

4. Sounds like a wonderful place

But how do you get there?

[arcadian]

5. Oh dear Symarip, you've had the ability to get there all along.

It's a Corganless world that... that...*bites lower lip, tears up, composes self* IT'S a Corganless world that lives on in the hearts of all free men and women the world over.

[Symarip]

6. I think I can see it from my cubicle!

FUCK YEAH!!!1