I'm in a slump. Tell me a joke!

[kimmerspixelated]

Pretty Please.....bats eyelashes!

[NightWatcher]

1. knock knock

[trof]

3. Who's there?

[NightWatcher]

4. the KGB

[trof]

6. The KGB who?

[NightWatcher]

7. I guess you didnt watch The Office last week

knock knock
who's there
the KGB
the KGB w-
*slap*
the KGB waits for no man

[trof]

8. "I didn't expect a kind of Spanish Inquisition."

NOBODY expects the Spanish Inquisition!

[XemaSab]

2. Here's one from E/E today:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=115x190323#190372

[DarkTirade]

5. A priest, a rabbi and a beluga whale walk into a bar.

The whale turns to the priest and says, "BRAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWW"

[kimmerspixelated]

13. I'm terribly sorry...

I don't get it!

[Noodleboy13]

9. A Man goes to the doctor for a checkup.

Man: So how am I doc.
Dr.: Well, Mr. Johnson, I'm afraid you're going to have to stop masturbating.
Man: (puzzled) Really, Why?
Dr.: Well, .... I'm not done with my exam yet.

rimshot

peace
Noodleboy

[kimmerspixelated]

11. HEEHEEHAAA!

Thanks-Good One!!

[bif]

10. Old lady in a nursing home

Goes up to an old man and says "If you drop your pants, I can tell you how old you are."
So he drops his pants. She looks at him and says, "You're 93."
He says, That's amazing, how did you know?"
She says, "Because you told me yesterday."

[kimmerspixelated]

12. Now that's a spunky old lady!

ROFL!!!