New vagina.

[redqueen]

No switcherooo here... I mean real, actual vagina!

I got it rejuvenated!



Note to mods: this is not a sex thread, this is a self-improvement thread.

[DarkTirade]

1. Wait, how does that...

... I am so confused. I guess I know a lot less about what goes on down there than I thought I did.

[Sky Masterson]

2. ..

:rofl:

[no name no slogan]

3. I would offer to help you try it out

but I don't went to get this thread locked :hide:

[NightWatcher]

4. a logistics question: I know that a boob lift, lifts boobs. What prey tell...

[bluesbassman]

5. I guess we'll have to take your word for it, as I seriously doubt

we'll get any pictures. BTW, are you sure it's a real, actual vagina, not one of those knockoffs?:)

[av8rdave]

6. I KNEW I was in the wrong line of work!

[crim son]

7. What, was the old one too big?

:eyes:

[redqueen]

8. Nah, too grouchy / whiny.

I did some vagina-yoga though, and now it feels years younger and much less crotchety! :D

[Lilith Velkor]

12. Crotchety!

:spray:

[arcadian]

9. Wait. Plastic surgery?

[AlCzervik]

10. Does it have that New Vagina smell?

:spank:

[redqueen]

16. !

:spray:

[azmouse]

11. Huh... I didn't know they got worn out.

[bluesbassman]

14. Obviously you've never been to Tijuana.

:rofl:

[XemaSab]

13. So how young are we talking about?

Is your next sexual partner going to be brought up on charges? :hide:

[OwnedByFerrets]

15. Its been said many times but........

BEST THREAD EVER

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Shell Beau]

17. How does one rejuvenate one's vagina?

[kentauros]

22. Tantra

and a little Kundalini thrown in for good measure :P

[Lil Missy]

24. That's what I'd like to know.

I think I'll just stick with the one I have. No complaints here.

[Swede]

18. New new or previously enjoyed?

:shrug:

[Dystopian]

19. I think my ex has a new vagina n/t

peace~

[no name no slogan]

25. My ex's vagina had sand in it all the time

She probably should've got one of those new ones.

[mainegreen]

20. Is this a douche thread?

[rurallib]

21. Any special break in procedures?

Any different upkeep on this one?
Well try to keep from wearing this one out too soon.

[SPKrazy]

23. is it better than before?

:shrug:

[OwnedByFerrets]

26. Is it aCute one??

[Orrex]

27. That's *angina* you pev

[Lilith Velkor]

28. I'm fixing a hole where the rain gets in, it keeps my mind from wandering where it will go...

[MajorChode]

29. TTIWWOP