You are granted only one wish, what is it?

[MrScorpio]

More wishes is NOT authorized

I have to go with having regenerative health, like Wolverine.

[CaliforniaPeggy]

1. If I only get one...

Then it would be for a dear friend of mine to live a normal lifespan.

That is all.

He is chronically ill, and it will kill him before his time...

I don't need anything for my own life...

I really don't.

Thank you for this, my dear MrScorpio.

:hug:

[Tuesday Afternoon]

2. I want One day in my life back to live over again.

Just that one day is all. Thanks.

[Shell Beau]

3. A happy life for Bella.

[lizziegrace]

4. I feel the same about Lelapin

:)

[redqueen]

23. Yep... a happy life for my kids...

same thing I was thinking. :)

[GreenPartyVoter]

31. Long happy lives for mine too, please. :^D

[3.14158675309]

5. Omnipotence

Or I could just stop taking the little purple pill...

[TZ]

8. thats blue pill (viagra) sweetie...

:P

[3.14158675309]

11. Oops. My ignorance is exposed!

[TZ]

12. exposed...

well I'm sure your used to that..:hide:

[3.14158675309]

13. I have my high profile moments

planned

[madinmaryland]

38. PiGuy is impotent??

:wtf:

[hamsterjill]

6. World Peace, of course!

n/t

[Bertha Venation]

7. how about the capability of teleportation?

Or whatever you call it when you're in Washington DC and in the next instant you're in Huntington Beach.

[MrScorpio]

10. It's called "Jaunting"

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Stars_My_Destination

[kentauros]

14. I remember the Heavy Metal issues that was published in

:D

[MrScorpio]

16. I'll do you one better

I own the COMPLETE graphic novel

[kentauros]

43. I know it exists, I just never bought it.

I have no idea how many graphic novels I do have, both well-known and obscure. They're all packed away in one of my closets

It was a great story, though. Especially well-written and illustrated :)

[TZ]

9. To be with the one I love.

and have him love me in return..*sigh*

[Javaman]

15. Brad Pitt is still not returning your calls, huh? mt

[TZ]

22. .

PFFFT! Its David Duchovney fyi..;)

[kentauros]

17. To be one of these:

Then I can grant one-wish dilemmas, too :P

[Tuesday Afternoon]

18. is that Cameron Diaz? n/t

[kentauros]

21. It's a painting of her, anyway

;)

I have never found out who painted it, but there's some indication it might have been the late Dave Stevens (the creator of The Rocketeer.)

I don't want to be Cameron as a djinni, just the djinni-part thankyouverymulch :P

[sammythecat]

19. I think I'd like to be invincible

There's some people in this world that need to be straightened the fuck out.

[LynneSin]

20. That everyone else in the world will be granted one wish

I like to share

[sammythecat]

24. Wow

Now THAT would be interesting. I really can't begin to imagine the result.

[rurallib]

25. Single-payer health care in the US - seriously

[Deja Q]

26. To have an infinite number of wishes.

Infinite is not "more".

It's not even "much more".

:rofl:

[MrScorpio]

27. But it's not "Only One Wish"

Wasting a wish via semantics is a loser

[BarenakedLady]

28. That my kids will live long, happy lives.

That is #1 in my book.

[pokerfan]

29. If I had one wish

If I had one wish that I could wish this holiday season, it would be that all the children to join hands and sing together in the spirit of harmony and peace. If I had two wishes I could make this holiday season, the first would be for all the children of the world to join hands and sing in the spirit of harmony and peace. And the second would be for 30 million dollars a month to be given to me, tax-free in a Swiss bank account. You know, if I had three wishes I could make this holiday season, the first, of course, would be for all the children of the world to get together and sing, the second would be for the 30 million dollars every month to me, and the third would be for encompassing power over every living being in the entire universe. And if I had four wishes that I could make this holiday season, the first would be the crap about the kids definitely, the second would be for the 30 million, the third would be for all the power, and the fourth would be to set aside one month each year to have an extended 31-day orgasm, to be brought out slowly by Rosanna Arquette and that model Paulina-somebody, I can't think of her name. Of course my lovely wife can come too and she's behind me one hundred percent here, I guarantee it. Wait a minute, maybe the sex thing should be the first wish, so if I made that the first wish, because it could all go boom tomorrow, then what do you got, y'know? No, no, the kids, the kids singing would be great, that would be nice. But wait a minute, who am I kidding? They're not going to be able to get all those kids together. I mean, the logistics of the thing is impossible, more trouble than it's worth! So -- we reorganize! Here we go. First, the sex thing. We go with that. Second, the money. No, we got with the power second, then the money. And then the kids. Oh wait, oh jeez, I forgot about revenge against my enemies! Okay, I need revenge against all my enemies, they should die like pigs in hell! That would be my fourth wish. And, of course, my fifth wish would be for all the children of the world to join hands and sing together in the spirit of harmony and peace. Thank you everybody and Merry Christmas. (Steve Martin)

[Lil Missy]

32. That was hard to read. Try some paragraph breaks, or white space.

I did see something about a 31 day orgasm. God gawd, I'd have a heart attack and die.

[pokerfan]

35. I didn't write it

It was Steve Martin from an old SNL. It was supposed to be a stream of consciousness thing hence the single long paragraph.

[Incitatus]

30. more cowbell

[GoddessOfGuinness]

33. Earth's health restored

Hopefully that wouldn't require the total elimination of humankind...

[MrScorpio]

34. It just may come to that...

Since, humanity is a virus on this planet and all

[GoddessOfGuinness]

36. Even viruses play a role in the balance of nature...

Though I don't doubt that many would need to expire or go elsewhere in the universe.

[Lil Missy]

37. Only one wish? I'd wish for more time with my son.

You asked.

[hippywife]

39. That no one in the world

would suffer for want of any basic needs. :hi:

[blueraven95]

40. for the end of cancer

that's mine, anyway.

[Noodleboy13]

41. All I know is I won't ask advice from the 10" tall guy playing the piano.

peace
Noodleboy

[Mike 03]

42. That the people in GD would read my posts and think about them. NT

[kentauros]

44. If I had to make a realistic wish,

then that would be what I would wish for all of my posts ;)

[femmocrat]

45. To retire with health care benefits.

Is that too much to ask? :shrug:

[Chemical Bill]

46. I've already been granted much more.

But my latest is a post and beam house.

Bill

[Lethe]

47. reincarnate as a giant tree

or a tree that will become a long lived giant

carbon dioxide is all the rage nowadays.

and i love trees.

[Mike 03]

48. Seriously, it would be the wish my last GF had for herself, and she died.

"I want to see myself with the clarity and objectivity that others see me."

She died of pancreatic cancer.


But I miss her so badly.