gw bush book. His 12 most important decisions

[Lil Missy]

1. How often can president cheney and rumsfeld get away with circle jerks in the Oval Office. And how I participated.

2. How big could my cock look in a codpiece?

3. Besides Karen and Condi, how many can I trick into rewriting my legacy.

4. How can I get cheney to STFU.

5. Speaking of that damned cheney, when will he leave me the fuck alone about giving that multiple felon Libby a full pardon?

6. Where were the WMD's anyway??? Oh! That wasn't the point.

7. The drapes I picked out for Laura to wear.

8. How to win (steal) the presidency with AWOL, a DUI, and snorting coke.

9. Continuing on #8, how poppy can buy me the presidency.

10. How to get falling down drunk, and blame it on a pretzel.

11. 101 ways to ruin the economy.

12. How do I get all this gism off the oval office carpet? I can't keep that damned cheney out of here.

cross posted with GD

[Lil Missy]

1. Well shit. This went over like a fart in church in GD. No sense of humor over there.

[Tommy_Carcetti]

Delete dupe nt

[Tommy_Carcetti]

2. No humor in GD?

Say it ain't so!

Well kudos to you. I enjoyed it at least.

[Lil Missy]

3. Nope. No humor at all there. I think they are still freaked out about the "Special Olympics"

What dumbfucks. :eyes:

[old mark]

4. Missy, good thing it's not about his 10 GOOD decisions -

Be a damn short book.....


mark :hi:

[Lil Missy]

5. He is reportedly writing such a book. But I think it's about his 12 most difficult decisions.

Of course I made those up.

I can't believe anyone is dumb enough to try to shop a book for gw right now. The biggest dumbfuck in history.

Maybe that is why Darth cheney is out shootin his mouth off right now. Very poor form dood, very poor form. He needs to accept he's not in charge anymore.

He may just be paving the way to rewrite history for a bush legacy. I think he needs to STFU already.

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