JitterbugPerfume
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Fri Mar-20-09 11:04 AM
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Edited on Fri Mar-20-09 11:07 AM by JitterbugPerfume
did you know that if you unscrew yor belly button your butt will fall off?
DO NOT TUTCH THAT!
edited for spelling error:rofl:
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Fri Mar-20-09 11:05 AM
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1. DON'T TUTCH THE BELLY BUTTON! |
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:rofl: Doesn't quite have the same flair as "Don't tutch the but.."
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Fri Mar-20-09 11:06 AM
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2. but it is way more dangerous! |
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Fri Mar-20-09 11:06 AM
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3. My mom used to say that all the time. She'd be holding the keys to the car, reach out and screw |
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them at our bellybuttons, and say, "I just unscrewed your belly button! Now your butt will fall off!"
The beautiful thing is now I do it to my own kids, as well as kids that are not mine.
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Fri Mar-20-09 11:08 AM
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Fri Mar-20-09 11:06 AM
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4. What happens if you just kind of....press it a little? nt |
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Fri Mar-20-09 11:10 AM
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because your genitals might fall off too
Don't TUTCH that!
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Fri Mar-20-09 11:08 AM
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5. Reminds me of a joke - "What's the difference between a light bulb and a pregnant woman?" |
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Scroll down....
You can UNSCREW a light bulb.
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Fri Mar-20-09 11:11 AM
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Edited on Fri Mar-20-09 11:21 AM by JitterbugPerfume
that is a real groaner!:spank:
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