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Sat Mar-21-09 04:57 PM
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I have a funny PaddyBlueEyes story.... |
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he called me at 4:30 this morning and when some guy answered my cell phone the following conversation occured:
Paddy: Who the fuck is this and why are you answering my girlfriends phone? dude: WHo the fuck is this? Paddy: If you so much as laid a finger on her I am going to cut your arm off and shove it up your ass! dude: I have no idea what you're talking about Paddy: *long string of violent imagery delivered in his thick yorkie accent* dude: Sir, sir, you called my house in MI at 4:30 in the morning and I swear I never touched your girlfriend!
Paddy: Oops, I'm sorry dude, wrong #
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Sat Mar-21-09 05:01 PM
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Thats hilarious. Don't you love the overprotective jumping to conclusions thing...:rofl: PS...moral of the story..hope to never be on the wrong end of a PaddyBlueEyes wrong number...;)
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Sat Mar-21-09 05:50 PM
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2. Ah, nothing like that Celtic temperment |
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Now, I am envisioning some guy in MI walking around with his arm crammed in his bunghole.
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Sat Mar-21-09 05:51 PM
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Did you tell him you were going to post this?
It's hilarious.........now!
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Sat Mar-21-09 05:53 PM
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4. So how did he mix up a Michigan area code for a Wisconsin one? |
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Needless to say, I'm concerned
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Sat Mar-21-09 08:03 PM
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22. he swithced my area code and first three digits of my # |
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Sat Mar-21-09 05:58 PM
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5. Hmm...Does Sham-Wow Vince live in Michigan? |
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Maybe it wasn't REALLY a wrong number..:rofl:
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Sat Mar-21-09 05:59 PM
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6. wow, I would have fucked with his head so hard |
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Sat Mar-21-09 06:00 PM
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Sat Mar-21-09 06:04 PM
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8. Yeah, sociopathy is hilarious |
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Sat Mar-21-09 07:21 PM
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how about run of the mill drunken jackassery?
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Sat Mar-21-09 07:36 PM
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Not on a stream anywhere I'd want to live.
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Sat Mar-21-09 07:38 PM
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I was drunk...and not having the greatest of nights...Im generally not that much of an asshole.
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Sat Mar-21-09 07:15 PM
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Sat Mar-21-09 07:35 PM
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12. I can't stop laughing |
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Please post the stuff you referred to as "*long string of violent imagery delivered in his thick yorkie accent*". :rofl:
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Sat Mar-21-09 07:42 PM
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19. I basically told the poor guy |
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if he had so much laid a finger on my baby.....that I was going to hack his arm off at the elbow, and insert it in his posterior..
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Sat Mar-21-09 07:37 PM
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Sat Mar-21-09 07:38 PM
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One of those things...it happens.
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Sat Mar-21-09 07:38 PM
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Sat Mar-21-09 07:41 PM
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Sat Mar-21-09 10:50 PM
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who were you trying to call?
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Sat Mar-21-09 07:59 PM
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Sat Mar-21-09 08:01 PM
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21. I was reallllllllly hammered |
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Sat Mar-21-09 08:04 PM
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23. did you call back today and apologize? |
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because that would have been a nice thing to do.
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Sat Mar-21-09 08:05 PM
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25. I apologized profusely before I hung up. |
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Sat Mar-21-09 08:04 PM
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24. Doesn't Paddy have your number in his contacts? |
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Edited on Sat Mar-21-09 08:06 PM by BeachBaby
I don't know any of my friends' numbers anymore - they're all in my cell's "phonebook". I just click on the name - the phone does the rest. :shrug:
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Sat Mar-21-09 08:06 PM
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I decided to just "dial it"...Im a moron.
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Sat Mar-21-09 08:07 PM
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although he might have forgotten in his drunken haze that he had it stored, ask him?
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Sat Mar-21-09 08:06 PM
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Sat Mar-21-09 08:11 PM
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I was really drunk, not something Id have done sober.
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