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Mon Mar-08-04 08:39 PM
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Oh nothing. Just clearing my throat.
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Mon Mar-08-04 08:41 PM
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1. Could you do it quietly? |
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Mon Mar-08-04 08:43 PM
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2. If you think that's annoying, just wait until I start scratching |
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Mon Mar-08-04 08:44 PM
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3. That reminds me of a joke |
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Mon Mar-08-04 08:45 PM
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4. Can you remind me of one too? I'm one short. |
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Mon Mar-08-04 08:50 PM
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5. So this old drunk is at a bar |
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and he's out of money, but still wants to drink. So he tells the bartender that if he gives him 6 shots of whiskey, he'll fart dixie. The bartender is interested and decides to give him the whisky. So the drunk drinks the whiskey, stands up on the bar, drops his pants and shits right on the bar. The bartender yells at him and asks him what the hell he thinks he's doing. The drunk replies, "Every great singer prepares by clearing his throat"
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Mon Mar-08-04 08:58 PM
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that joke is so old, the last time I heard it I was walking my dinosaur.
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Mon Mar-08-04 09:01 PM
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7. It's still a good joke |
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Edited on Mon Mar-08-04 09:01 PM by JVS
Would you like a different one?
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