If you had to live with one or the other for the rest of your life: Herpes or Sarah Palin?

[HopeHoops]

Some time ago, I posted a comment on DU something like:

"She's like herpes. It goes away just long enough for you to forget about it and then WHAM!" ("She" being Palin, of course).

So, assuming you lost a bet with God, sold your soul with an "early sentencing" clause in the contract, or happen to be named Todd,

which would you prefer to spend the rest of your life with?

Note, there is no "other" option here.

[SPKrazy]

1. I'd arrange for a lobotomy for Sarah

Herpes is not something I want.

neither is Sarah Palin, but maybe she could be trained to clean house and cook.

[Xipe Totec]

3. Is there anything left to take out?

:shrug:

[SPKrazy]

6. the asinine views are coming from somewhere

cut that part out

[Xipe Totec]

8. The other end...

She need a hemorrhoidectomy

[NightWatcher]

2. itch or bitch...that IS the question

[HopeHoops]

5. That IS the question!

:rofl:

[Lil Missy]

4. Sorry. Dumb question. It would never happen.

[lunatica]

7. Herpes because they'll find a cure someday

Palin is forever and ever and ever and ever!

:scared:

[no name no slogan]

9. Palin. I can run out on her Caribou Barbie ass

Herpes is the gift that keeps on giving.