"If I had a hammer, I'd hammer in the morning..."

[HopeHoops]

I'm thinking I REALLY wouldn't want to live in the apartment under someone who took that song literally.

I probably also wouldn't want to live in the same neighborhood with anyone who actually PUTS a lime in a coconut, whether they drink it all up or not!

And doesn't "muskrat love" sound just a little bit kinky or something?

Those are my whacked out, not quite human yet thoughts for Sunday, this 29th of March in the year 2009.

Your similar thoughts (if you are inclined to them)?

[Heidi]

1. "Disco Inferno" strikes me the same way. (nt)

[HopeHoops]

2. Yeah, but I'm okay with "Disco Duck".

[Heidi]

3. Other than dance through the inevitable duck feces, I'm okay with that, too.

Ducks, in my experience, are relatively harmless. :hi:

[Lil Missy]

4. "Lawyers in Love"

Dumbest fucking song.

How 'bout "Michael Row Your Boat Ashore?"

[BeachBaby]

5. "Having your cake, and eating it, too"

Seriously. I don't know one person who gets his/herself a piece of cake, only to say "I will just let this sit here until it becomes inedible".

And somehow, it's implied that if you have a piece of cake, and then eat it, you're a bad person.

Just another WTF moment for me. :7