How to shut up a Republican....

[Arbustosux]

I was at work and sick of hearing our local Republican, expert on everything, whine about Iraq. She stated that we need to go in and kill all the "terrorists" that are killing our troops.

I asked her if the Russians had invaded America, would I be considered a terrorist for attacking them and in general making their stay in America unpleasant? She replied "Of course not!!"

I then asked her....whats the difference? :)

[commander bunnypants]

1. Stumped her

Good for you


DDQM

[arcane1]

2. attacking a soldier is, by definition, NOT terrorism

funny how the repubes on one hand have concern and love for the poor downtrodden Iraqi people, and on the other hand they claim they are all muslim scum that need eradicating...

[JackSwift]

3. Tell her to volunteer to go do just that

and tell her that her attitude will be adjusted by the time she gets back, if she gets back.

[Tandalayo_Scheisskopf]

4. I prefer a more direct method.

Back a cement truck up to their head, drop the chute in their mouth and hit the lever. ;-)

[MuseRider]

5. Or simply

shove their heads back up their asses. Amazing the things they say when they come out for air, isn't it?

[murphymom]

6. I don't understand

How would you tell the difference, before and after? ;)

[zbdent]

7. Get a roll of quarters, keep it in your hand

in case somebody shows a little too much interest in what you're saying.

Remember all those freepers who said "listen intently to a pacifist and suckerpunch them . . . " yadda yadda yadda?

Keep an eye on the guy who's listening intently. Watch his stance.

If you see a shift, get ready. Duck. Clobber. Self defense.