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Mike 03 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Apr-04-09 08:02 PM Original message |
Guys: Self examination of our prostates |
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JimGinPA (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Apr-04-09 08:12 PM Response to Original message |
1. Find A Doctor... |
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MajorChode (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Apr-04-09 08:31 PM Response to Reply #1 |
7. Mine has small hands too |
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Yavin4 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Apr-04-09 10:40 PM Response to Reply #7 |
21. My Female Doctor Get Suspicious When I Keep Making Weekly Appointments |
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CreekDog (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Apr-04-09 10:44 PM Response to Reply #7 |
23. I thought you were referring to your prostate |
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madinmaryland (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Apr-04-09 10:47 PM Response to Reply #23 |
26. What the fuck Creekpuppy. You have confused me. |
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rug (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Apr-04-09 08:13 PM Response to Original message |
2. I wouldn't know where to start. |
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Xipe Totec (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Apr-04-09 08:16 PM Response to Reply #2 |
4. I would, and that's where it stops n/t |
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flvegan (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Apr-04-09 08:13 PM Response to Original message |
3. Seconded getting a doctor. I'll trust 8 years of med school |
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rug (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Apr-04-09 09:55 PM Response to Reply #3 |
16. I prefer one who finished in four. |
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flvegan (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Apr-04-09 10:18 PM Response to Reply #16 |
18. I always include internship and specialty study in "med school" |
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madinmaryland (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Apr-04-09 10:49 PM Response to Reply #18 |
28. Dude. Stay away from my ass! |
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CreekDog (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Apr-04-09 10:45 PM Response to Reply #3 |
24. if you think touching your ass is bad |
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Forkboy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Apr-04-09 08:24 PM Response to Original message |
5. A doc is fine by me, I just don't want them drawing hearts with our initials in it afterwards |
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bluesbassman (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Apr-04-09 08:24 PM Response to Original message |
6. Moon River. |
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CaliforniaPeggy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Apr-04-09 08:41 PM Response to Original message |
8. Consider this: |
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mykpart (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Apr-04-09 08:58 PM Response to Reply #8 |
9. Not to mention pelvic exams and pap smears! Oh yeah, and |
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Jamastiene (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Apr-05-09 09:15 AM Response to Reply #9 |
43. Doctors seem to like to poke and prod every hole we got. |
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SPKrazy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Apr-04-09 09:07 PM Response to Original message |
10. either a doctor |
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datasuspect (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Apr-04-09 09:09 PM Response to Original message |
11. i'm glad to help anyone with this |
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madinmaryland (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Apr-04-09 10:50 PM Response to Reply #11 |
30. Stay the fuck away from my ass! |
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DarkTirade (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Apr-04-09 09:09 PM Response to Original message |
12. ... and suddenly I'm reminded of a story a friend of mine who was an army medic told me... |
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MajorChode (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Apr-04-09 09:33 PM Response to Original message |
13. I tried to work out a deal with my wife |
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Midlodemocrat (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Apr-04-09 09:52 PM Response to Original message |
14. Gotta be honest. I've never, ever heard of self examination of the prostate. |
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emilyg (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Apr-04-09 10:38 PM Response to Reply #14 |
20. here you go |
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Midlodemocrat (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Apr-04-09 10:45 PM Response to Reply #20 |
25. Sorry. That is way too general. I wouldn't rely on anything like that. |
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Orrex (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Apr-04-09 10:48 PM Response to Reply #25 |
27. Here's a more specific one |
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Midlodemocrat (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Apr-04-09 10:49 PM Response to Reply #27 |
29. Okay. Good. I was busy looking in my journals and feeling out of date. |
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emilyg (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Apr-04-09 10:58 PM Response to Reply #25 |
33. There's a lot of info |
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Midlodemocrat (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Apr-04-09 11:05 PM Response to Reply #33 |
35. It's a dangerous tool. Most individuals don't have the |
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Orrex (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Apr-04-09 11:20 PM Response to Reply #35 |
37. When discussing testicles, could we avoid the phrase 'cut and dried' please? |
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blockhead (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Apr-05-09 06:49 AM Response to Reply #25 |
39. when my doctor checks mine, |
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Orrex (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Apr-05-09 07:26 AM Response to Reply #39 |
40. Then you shouldn't have stuffed that jar up there |
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triguy46 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Apr-04-09 09:53 PM Response to Original message |
15. Where did you get the idea this was a self exam? |
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JohnnyLib2 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Apr-04-09 10:00 PM Response to Original message |
17. Huh? |
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Orrex (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Apr-04-09 10:30 PM Response to Original message |
19. Anyone who'd try to check his own prostate must have his head up his ass |
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CreekDog (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Apr-04-09 10:43 PM Response to Original message |
22. Giving yourself a prostate exam is a lot like giving yourself a haircut |
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madinmaryland (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Apr-04-09 10:55 PM Response to Reply #22 |
31. Whoa. I cut my own hair, and it comes out pretty well.. |
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Midlodemocrat (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Apr-04-09 10:57 PM Response to Reply #31 |
32. Sanjaya? IS that you? |
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madinmaryland (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Apr-04-09 11:02 PM Response to Reply #32 |
34. I pumped your gas last weekend! |
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Orrex (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Apr-04-09 11:14 PM Response to Reply #34 |
36. Is that a euphemism for 'I gave you a prostate exam,' perhaps? |
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Dappleganger (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Apr-05-09 02:58 AM Response to Original message |
38. Nope, go see a doctor. But you can do a breast-self exam. |
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PfcHammer (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Apr-05-09 09:09 AM Response to Original message |
41. When I did it, I found a lost remote, a pair keys, and |
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Jamastiene (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Apr-05-09 09:13 AM Response to Original message |
42. Prostrate cancer killed one of my favorite guitarists. |
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no name no slogan (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Apr-05-09 09:25 AM Response to Reply #42 |
45. That's right. Frank Zappa died from it |
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nuxvomica (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Apr-05-09 09:23 AM Response to Original message |
44. I would never even think of examining my own prostate |
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