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MajorChode (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-09-09 11:21 PM Original message |
If you are offended by parrot jokes, DO NOT read this post. |
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flvegan (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-09-09 11:29 PM Response to Original message |
1. Ha! |
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MajorChode (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-09-09 11:36 PM Response to Reply #1 |
2. It's actually quite impossible to open the door during flight anyway |
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Brother Buzz (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-10-09 12:48 AM Response to Reply #2 |
14. So, like, did D. B. Cooper just hide in the broom closet and pretend he jumped? |
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MajorChode (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-10-09 01:18 AM Response to Reply #14 |
15. Cooper ordered the crew to leave the cabin unpressurized |
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DarkTirade (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-09-09 11:36 PM Response to Reply #1 |
3. Had. Had such beautiful plumage. |
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flvegan (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-09-09 11:48 PM Response to Reply #3 |
4. E's pinin for the fjords! |
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MajorChode (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-09-09 11:49 PM Response to Original message |
5. A guy brings his new girlfriend over to his house for the first time.... |
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jobycom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-09-09 11:56 PM Response to Reply #5 |
6. Took a sec, but worth it. |
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alphafemale (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-10-09 12:01 AM Response to Original message |
7. A woman buys a parrot at a petshop, during the purchase the store owner tells her... |
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FloridaJudy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-10-09 12:04 AM Response to Original message |
8. So this little old lady |
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LisaL (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-10-09 12:05 AM Response to Original message |
9. Now that's funny. |
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Kali (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-10-09 12:09 AM Response to Original message |
10. requisite bad behavior, punishment by owner |
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MajorChode (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-10-09 12:14 AM Response to Original message |
11. Father Flanagan was making his rounds one day.... |
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LisaL (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-10-09 12:23 AM Response to Original message |
12. I don't get the chicken joke. |
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FloridaJudy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-10-09 01:28 AM Response to Reply #12 |
16. Probably because you don't keep frozen chicken in your freezer. |
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MajorChode (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-10-09 12:29 AM Response to Original message |
13. An unattractive woman walks by a pet shop one day.... |
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