Once again, my enormous bosoms get in the way.

[Bunny]

During a birthday luncheon for a co-worker today, I stuck my right bosom into my cake icing. (I did not do this in purpose.) I had to clean the icing off my shirt, which has left me with an unfortunate stain on the chestal region. :eyes:

[Tuesday Afternoon]

1. Yesterday, my uniform top was too tight and there was a gap

in the buttons across the chest. The patients got a free glimpse. I am so classy :eyes:

[Bunny]

9. Gives them something to cling to in their time of need.

You are a humanitarian! :thumbsup:

[jobycom]

35. I hear there are teachers who will stare, too, though they will feel guilty.

[Pool Hall Ace]

2. I can sympathize, I have big girls, too.....;hug:

[Bunny]

10. It happens a lot!

Apparently I can't get my arms past my boobs to reach my mouth or something. :crazy:

[no name no slogan]

3. TTIYWOP!

Can't believe I'm the first one to post this. You're slipping, Lounge...

[NewJeffCT]

6. I know

I think it was cuz Midlo was away.

[Bunny]

11. Now that wouldn't be very nice, would it?

It would frighten the children! And probably some of the men!

[NewJeffCT]

24. just think of the number of hits on this thread, though

though, I think your thread title probably helped as well...

[Arugula Latte]

25. This Thread Is Yurtless Without Pictures?

I don't get it.

[no name no slogan]

26. Sounds like a personal problem

You should meet your right hand some time. You'd get off swimmingly. :thumbsup:

[Odin2005]

40. OMG, I use that phrase all the time at work!

:rofl:

[pnutbutr]

4. nudes please

:hi:


this thread is so hot. boobcake boobbuttonpopping boobbiguns OMG!

[Bunny]

13. Boobs!

You guys are so simple.

:)

[tigereye]

16. ah, you knew that's where this was going to go!

:rofl:

[pnutbutr]

18. yes

but it works out good that way. uuuungghghhghh....boobs....must look at....boobs.....sure I'll do that for you.....boobs

[backtoblue]

5. feel for ya

Like bosoms NEED any extra "look at me" attention. That just gave a whole lotta men an excuse to stare. :D

[Bunny]

15. Luckily, we don't have too many men here. It's mostly ladies.

But I did embarrass one of the men when I said "oh crap, I stuck my boob in my cake". He turned very red.

[redqueen]

21. Aw...

is it just me or is that adorable?

[backtoblue]

27. At least he didn't

offer to wipe if off for you! He was a well-mannered fella.

[TZ]

7. I feel for you.

I have a problem with getting crumbs down there...:eyes:

[Bunny]

8. I once found a pea in there. Don't ask.

:scared:

[NewJeffCT]

12. a few years ago

I think a woman in the UK found a bat in her bra...

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/2266900/Teenager-finds-baby-bat-in-her-bra.html

[Bunny]

19. Ewwww. I 'll stick to cake icing and the occasional pea.

:scared:

[Richardo]

29. Yes, nothing like a flying rodent in your cleavage, eh?

[Bunny]

32. That's what nightmares are made of, my friend.

x(

[redqueen]

33. It's like a food-catching shelf for cryin out loud.

And if there's any gap there, yes - crumbs will find it. So embarrassing.

[tigereye]

14. that's not a problem I have had

my shirt sleeves end up in various sauces regularly though, or so my husband is always telling me!


:hi:

[Bunny]

17. Never wear white if you're going to be eating spaghetti. The law of averages is against you.

It WILL get on your shirt! :hi:

[tigereye]

23. around here it's various curry sauces, too

And if it's a liquid, for sure it's going to spill on me, too.

[Sequoia]

28. Or chocolate ice cream.

Gets me everytime.

[Yavin4]

20. How Is This Not A Sex Thread?

I know I'm getting hot reading about cake icing on boobs, two of my favorite things on the planet.

[Dr. Strange]

22. Three

[rug]

30. Pffft, I can flush the toilet without hands.

[rockymountaindem]

34. I use my foot sometimes too

Doesn't everybody? The hard part is flushing urinals with your shoe...

[Richardo]

31. Mmmmmmmm ... bosom frosting .....

[MrPerson]

36. You keep appearing to be hotter and hotter.

[Dappleganger]

37. If you had only balanced the cake on your shelf...

that little problem would not have occurred.

:rofl:

[GoddessOfGuinness]

38. You should start a cooking show

:rofl:

[Odin2005]

39. Is this thread some backhanded way of showing off?

:rofl:

[lunatica]

41. I just call my bossom 'the catch all'

everything ends up on it. From food on the plate to food falling out of my mouth (like crumbs ferexample). I have learned to brush them off constantly when I'm eating crackers.

[arcadian]

42. I'm in love with this thread title.

I want to take it to Rome and ride a Vespa with it.

[RagAss]

43. A boob in the cake is worth two.....ahhh...never mind.

[ACTION BASTARD]

44. Pics or it didn't happen.

[av8rdave]

45. Any photos of the imprint you left in the icing?

All in the interest of art, of course.

[fizzgig]

46. i feel you

i once walked around for several hours with salsa on the underside of one breast. go me :eyes:

[Yavin4]

47. If You Have No Pics, How About A Re-Enactment

I don't care about authenticity.

[Lethe]

48. ICING....BOOBS....DOES NOT COMPUTE............

NEED MORE INPUT..............


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[seaker]

49. Don'tcha just hate it, when that happens?

Happens to me all the time:sarcasm:

[tblue37]

50. I come from a family of large-breasted women. My mom, sisters, and I always had to

approach each other sideways to hug, because we couldn't get close enough from the front for our arms to reach around!

[WinkyDink]

51. Too many lucky bee-yotches in this thread!