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Tue Apr-21-09 11:43 PM
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Do you perform on command? |
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Do you come running when your Baby calls? Can you have your cake and eat it too? Is your life complicated? Do you prefer hot dogs or tacos? Do you split infinitives? Do you like long division? Would you prefer multiples? How old were you when you figured it all out? Why is it give a shit, but take a dump?
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Wed Apr-22-09 01:26 AM
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1. My dear Tuesday Afternoon... |
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Good questions, all...
My answers:
Yes I don't know Yes, hell yes tacos. Sometimes NO Depends... Haven't figured it all out YET. No idea!
:hi:
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Wed Apr-22-09 01:27 AM
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2. My answer: put down the pipe, Tuesday |
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or I WILL kick some ass :7
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Tuesday Afternoon
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Wed Apr-22-09 07:50 AM
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5. I am now a bonified Member of DU |
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Skittles has officially threatend to Kick My Ass :D
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Tuesday Afternoon
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Wed Apr-22-09 07:52 AM
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Wed Apr-22-09 07:16 AM
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3. Yes, but it'll cost you. |
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Wed Apr-22-09 07:49 AM
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4. Hey ...I saw your answer |
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in that other thread.
I bet You could charge:evilgrin:
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Wed Apr-22-09 07:58 AM
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7. Nah, that's on the house. |
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Wed Apr-22-09 08:07 AM
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You are trying to make a Dirty Old Woman out of me aren't you :D :blush:
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Wed Apr-22-09 08:21 AM
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12. If you're swooning you probably already are one. |
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Wed Apr-22-09 08:56 AM
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Edited on Wed Apr-22-09 09:09 AM by Tuesday Afternoon
swoon is a good word Young Man!!
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Wed Apr-22-09 07:58 AM
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Do you come running when your Baby calls? depends on why they are calling wait did you mean "lover" or baby....
Can you have your cake and eat it too? not in good conscience
Is your life complicated?
way to much
Do you prefer hot dogs or tacos?
hot dogs all the way
Do you split infinitives?
I have NO idea :*
Do you like long division? no
Would you prefer multiples? yes :evilgrin:
How old were you when you figured it all out?
I'll let you know when that happens....
Why is it give a shit, but take a dump?
IDK
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Wed Apr-22-09 08:06 AM
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Wed Apr-22-09 08:17 AM
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11. These questions are entirely too complicated this early in the morning |
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let me ponder over :donut:
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Wed Apr-22-09 08:57 AM
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14. Yes... this was a late night Musing type of thread ... |
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Wed Apr-22-09 09:07 AM
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do i perform on command- in my younger days have cake and eat it too- damn right life complicated- far , far to complicated. hot dogs or tacos?- depends. if i am in nyc, i love the hot dogs from a st vendor otherwise, probably a taco split infinitives- neveer like long division- i love it. prefewr multiples- in my younger days have i figured it all out?- yes, life is to short to drink shitty beer give a sit but take a dump?- that and the holy trinity confuse me.
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Wed Apr-22-09 09:13 AM
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16. when pondering the meaning of life... |
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I frequently ask myself
"Why do we call it 'taking a dump or a shit' when we are actually leaving one and if I actually 'gave a shit', who the hell would want it?" :hi:
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Wed Apr-22-09 09:20 AM
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Wed Apr-22-09 09:13 AM
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17. yes, I'm very well trained...... |
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I do respond as quickly as possible when my wife calls me. Ninety-nine percent of the time I don't mind doing things for her no matter how insignificant.
I'd love to have my cake and eat it to. But I can't so I don't worry about it.
Complicated is a very very understated state of my life right now.
Although I do like taco's, hot dogs with sauerkraut or chili thank you.
I've been out of school for so long, I don't remember what infinitives are yet alone split them.
I'm an accountant, I like anything involving numbers.
I'm 50 and still have no clue.
Because parents let their kids say "I need to take a dump". But then again, who gives a shit what I think about what other parents say.
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Wed Apr-22-09 09:21 AM
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Wed Apr-22-09 09:29 AM
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but remember Steeley Dan stole it from me.:hi: :7
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Wed Apr-22-09 09:27 AM
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Do you perform on command?
Of course!
Do you come running when your Baby calls?
Don't have babies anymore, but figuratively I still do.
Can you have your cake and eat it too?
Why not? I'm getting old. Come to think of it, I'll have my beer and drink it too!
Is your life complicated?
There's not enough room on this board to go into that.
Do you prefer hot dogs or tacos?
Tacos!
Do you split infinitives?
Don't you need a centrifuge or something to do that?
Do you like long division?
Nope.
Would you prefer multiples?
That depends...
How old were you when you figured it all out?
I'll let you know how old I am when I do.
Why is it give a shit, but take a dump?
I agree with George Carlin: I don't want to take a s%$#, I want to leave one.
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Wed Apr-22-09 09:39 AM
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Do you come running when your Baby calls? Yes.
Can you have your cake and eat it too? No.
Is your life complicated? Yes.
Do you prefer hot dogs or tacos? Tacos! :9
Do you split infinitives? Yes.
Do you like long division? No.
Would you prefer multiples? Yes.
How old were you when you figured it all out? Still haven't.
Why is it give a shit, but take a dump? Dunno...
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Wed Apr-22-09 09:42 AM
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Ron Jeremy please pick up the white courtesy phone.
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Wed Apr-22-09 09:45 AM
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Edited on Wed Apr-22-09 09:49 AM by Iggo
Yes. Yes. Yes. Tacos. Huh? It's there when I need it. Dating twins? Yes. Raising twins? No. Too old to do any damage, thank god. 'Cause English is funny that way.
(EDIT: I'm gonna wanna know at a glance what the hell I was answering to later) Do you come running when your Baby calls? Can you have your cake and eat it too? Is your life complicated? Do you prefer hot dogs or tacos? Do you split infinitives? Do you like long division? Would you prefer multiples? How old were you when you figured it all out? Why is it give a shit, but take a dump?
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