THE MIRACLE OF TOILET PAPER

[trof]

Don't flame me.
I just pass these along.
From my Nashville cousin:

Fresh from my shower, I stand in front of the mirror complaining to my husband that my breasts are too small.
Instead of characteristically telling me it's not so, he uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion.

"If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet paper and rub it between them for a few seconds".

Willing to try anything, I fetch a piece of toilet paper and stand in front of the mirror, rubbing it between my breasts

"How long will this take?" I asked.
"They will grow larger over a period of years.", my husband replies.
I stopped.
"Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my breasts every day will make my breasts larger over the years?"

Without missing a beat he says, "Worked for your ass, didn't it?"


He's still alive, and with a great deal of therapy, he may even walk again, although he will probably continue to take his meals through a straw.
:rofl:

[BlueJazz]

1. Ouch..I'm sure all of DU men are MUCH to smart to repeat that one. !

[siligut]

2. Still funny though.

I told it to my guy and he laughed.

[elshiva]

3. Whoops.

[elshiva]

4. DUPE!

[Captain Hilts]

5. I've heard that one before. Yes, I laughed. nt