True or false....

[mcctatas]

A masturbating machine shop worker catches his scrotum in a piece of machinery and tears it open, then staples it back together and resumes working before finally visiting a doctor three days later...

:shrug:



http://www.snopes.com/risque/penile/scrotum.asp

[Deep13]

1. Jesus Christ! nt

[MrCoffee]

2. This is why I only masturbate at my desk

never around heavy equipment.

[mcctatas]

6. Not even an electric stapler?

[Richardo]

3. That's an episode of "King of Queens"

So: True.

[Symarip]

4. He should have hung a danger tag

And then proceeded.

[mcctatas]

5. I wonder if they ever found his left testicle!

i keep imagining it falling from the rafters into a coworkers coffee or something :P

[redqueen]

7. Holy crap!

...


Holy crap!

[XemaSab]

8. Ironic that he was working at a firm that made

masturbating machines. :shrug:

[redqueen]

10. No... really?

I missed that detail somehow.

[Kali]

13. that's how I read it too

:crazy:

[NoGOPZone]

15. Yes, as a quality control inspector. Let's hope that particular machine never made it out the door

even if his teste did.

[CBGLuthier]

9. I remember reading this in the90's and getting a call from IT

asking me why I was reading about torn scrotums. Fortunately, I did not answer to IT. :-)

[jeff30997]

11. Something similar happened to me.

While reading one of you posts my computer fan shredded one of my nuts.Now my sex life sucks because of you ! :cry:

[mcctatas]

12. what, didn't ya have a stapler handy?

:P

[jeff30997]

14. ROFL

Nope.:rofl:

[no name no slogan]

16. Uh yeah, sorry about that. I won't do it again.

I don't work in the machine shop anymore. They got me up at the front desk, doing customer service.

[mcctatas]

17. well it was a nasty surprise when your petrified testicle fell off the

ceiling and into my coffee! :grr:

[Lucian]

18. Good god.

Why the hell did I read that???

:scared:

[Shell Beau]

19. Please tell me that is FALSE!

[mcctatas]

21. sadly...

no, absolutely true :scared:

[Bossy Monkey]

20. "I believe you have my stapler"

As far as I can tell, I'm the only person on Earth who doesn't like that movie, but even I couldn't resist.:)

[undeterred]

22. Is he in a union?

That's the first thing that popped into my head.

[firedupdem]

23. My husband wouldn't allow me to finish reading it to him!

:rofl:

[RoyGBiv]

24. Words I never want to hear ...

His "left testis was probably propelled up into the rafters of the machine shop where he worked."

Ow. OWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOW.

'Scuse me. Gotta go check somethin'.

[PaddyBlueEyes]

25. TRUE..

and thats painful to read..

[MrMickeysMom]

26. You never have these problems with benway balls

Seriously... :bounce: